why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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There is no hamster so I am none of those.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 28 September 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

soft serve snake

adam bandit (electricsound), Friday, 28 September 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

Lionly guy just thinking baout things

DJ Mooncup (NickB), Friday, 28 September 2012 08:38 (eleven years ago) link

and trying to read the caption...

Mark G, Friday, 28 September 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

the worst part about being strong is no one ever asks if you're illiterate because you're a lion

zachylon (zachlyon), Friday, 28 September 2012 09:03 (eleven years ago) link

Lionly guy just thinking baout things

A+++

kinder, Friday, 28 September 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder if jesus checks his facebook feed only to find nothing but george takei reposts

clouds, Friday, 28 September 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

Matthew 22:37
Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.

LIKE if ...
You have
JESUS in
your BRAIN!

Øystein, Friday, 28 September 2012 12:31 (eleven years ago) link

FYI if you really squint at the Jesus heart, it kinda looks like a vagina

DJ Mooncup (NickB), Friday, 28 September 2012 12:35 (eleven years ago) link

when is facebook going to add that 'persecute' button

j., Friday, 28 September 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

LIKE...if Jesus is a vagina in your heart.

scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

LIKE... if you have no idea where the heart is on a chest Xray.
Netter 3:16

Plasmon, Friday, 28 September 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

I totally did not get that "like" was a mandative verb the first few times I read that. "Like, if you have Jesus in your heart..." If I have Jesus in my heart WHAT?

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

1 corinthians 3:16 smoke weed everyday

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

that's the part that talks about jah rastafari

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

Wait is "Colossians" a real book of the bible?

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epistle_to_the_Colossians

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

Gift, keeps on giving:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/398440_538489562843397_645930741_n.jpg

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 28 September 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/251040_10101723560682396_1600828577_n.jpg

Being able to post these things to this thread is the only thing that keeps me sane sometimes.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

the "giving a fuck" well has to run dry at some point, right?

these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently not!

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

At least 12 times in little Jimmy's life someone gave a fuck.

nickn, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

No way. He built those.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

seriously though i have way less of a problem with give-a-fuck memes when they stay in the goddamn active voice. "not one fuck was given" is just AWFUL - - - dunno when exactly the passive voice became the property of nerds-turned-brassy-extroverts but it makes me cringe every time

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

you have been giving too many fucks about this

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 September 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIQWRHJq_kE

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

Wait is "Colossians" a real book of the bible?

― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:28 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alienated irl people by laughing out loud at this at a party, as a result alienated myself

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

worst part: no one asked if im ok

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

I like the idea of a book of the bible devoted to giants

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/321285-197573-colossus_super.jpg

apocryphal book where colossus comes to earth, fights goliath, teaches the indians how to read

j., Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

dies of the legacy virus :(

Mordy, Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

And God saw that they were lol hueg

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

dies of the legacy virus :(

― Mordy, Friday, September 28, 2012 11:23 PM Bookmark

http://comicdomwrecks.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/colossusreturn.jpg?w=630

But now Colossus has been raised from the dead, the first fruits of those who are intangible.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link

Would make a good sticker for the mirror in your car

DJ Mooncup (NickB), Saturday, 29 September 2012 09:27 (eleven years ago) link

I love how hard it is to tell if some of these are parodies.

Øystein, Saturday, 29 September 2012 09:30 (eleven years ago) link

oh mannnn if only i'd known i would have saved that twin peaks jpeg for "friendship set on fire"

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/408842_479248188762864_270416557_n.jpg

making matters worse isn't this just a dumbed down version of a PBF comic

zachylon (zachlyon), Saturday, 29 September 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF248-Transmission.jpg

zachylon (zachlyon), Saturday, 29 September 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

required 12 frames imho

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 September 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

just noticed moon is saying JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS CONTAGIOUS

zachylon (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

never noticed that cool skull in that painting, junkies are badass

Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Sunday, 30 September 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link


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