why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

No way. He built those.

seriously though i have way less of a problem with give-a-fuck memes when they stay in the goddamn active voice. "not one fuck was given" is just AWFUL - - - dunno when exactly the passive voice became the property of nerds-turned-brassy-extroverts but it makes me cringe every time

you have been giving too many fucks about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIQWRHJq_kE

Wait is "Colossians" a real book of the bible?

― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:28 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alienated irl people by laughing out loud at this at a party, as a result alienated myself

worst part: no one asked if im ok

I like the idea of a book of the bible devoted to giants

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/321285-197573-colossus_super.jpg

apocryphal book where colossus comes to earth, fights goliath, teaches the indians how to read

dies of the legacy virus :(

And God saw that they were lol hueg

dies of the legacy virus :(

― Mordy, Friday, September 28, 2012 11:23 PM Bookmark

http://comicdomwrecks.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/colossusreturn.jpg?w=630

But now Colossus has been raised from the dead, the first fruits of those who are intangible.

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/304317_10151115169821262_375617849_n.jpg

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/383514_10151111610926262_1742673565_n.jpg

Would make a good sticker for the mirror in your car

I love how hard it is to tell if some of these are parodies.

oh mannnn if only i'd known i would have saved that twin peaks jpeg for "friendship set on fire"

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/408842_479248188762864_270416557_n.jpg

making matters worse isn't this just a dumbed down version of a PBF comic

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF248-Transmission.jpg

required 12 frames imho

just noticed moon is saying JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS CONTAGIOUS

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/284252_470597676305870_116413493_n.jpg

never noticed that cool skull in that painting, junkies are badass

lol @ nunchucks

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/150305_506460859383711_622349840_n.jpg

lol

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/267426_469398213094128_308974215_n.jpg

tiger heads are one of the few naturally occurring perfect spheres in nature

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/561090_415641828499914_1528162693_n.jpg

ive hit a cache of these

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298680_475517475802260_106624548_n.jpg

Namaste Cafe

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/60642_344880962273498_765713341_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/402595_412801198774768_878364327_n.jpg

threatening

wow new levels of whiny passive aggression with that one

I can't even imagine being able to have feelings this complicated.

http://i.imgur.com/bUPov.jpg

that's worth recording on parchment

is that supposed to be in the style of a 18th century colonial tax decree

Bitches aint fhit but hoes and trickes

I think you mean "ſhit"

http://lc.fdots.com/cc/lc/e1/e1d2b41ae67c63629bddc72ac3833a1c.gif

I miss openbook. I think it was Dom who once, before they closed down, posted a link which showed all the ladies who had posted that quote. It was pretty amazing.

ugghhhh, straight to the curb with anyone who would post that

some sources attribute it to Marilyn Monroe but I don't go along with that

Yeah. I don't know if she actually said it or not but I've def seen it linked to her numerous times.

http://i.imgur.com/4a6ZM.jpg

wait so if I do nothing my girlfriend get a free servant?

i can get behind the twyla tharp one. if she actually said it. it looks dopey when you put it like that, but kinda the story of my life. its one of the reasons i rarely feel the need to travel.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/423734_532387616778136_233230247_n.jpg

I'm not on facebook, so I don't get this stuff dumped on my doorstep regularly. What strikes me most is how dreadfully earnest so many of them are. These ones make me look like some irony-dripping, hard-faced cynic, who really should be ashamed of himself. The hoe one, not so much.

Throughout my Live
I've willed
I've walked
I've read
I've talked
I know
I know
I've been here beforeeerrrryeyyeeeeeheeh