why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

some sources attribute it to Marilyn Monroe but I don't go along with that

Yeah. I don't know if she actually said it or not but I've def seen it linked to her numerous times.

http://i.imgur.com/4a6ZM.jpg

wait so if I do nothing my girlfriend get a free servant?

i can get behind the twyla tharp one. if she actually said it. it looks dopey when you put it like that, but kinda the story of my life. its one of the reasons i rarely feel the need to travel.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/423734_532387616778136_233230247_n.jpg

I'm not on facebook, so I don't get this stuff dumped on my doorstep regularly. What strikes me most is how dreadfully earnest so many of them are. These ones make me look like some irony-dripping, hard-faced cynic, who really should be ashamed of himself. The hoe one, not so much.

Throughout my Live
I've willed
I've walked
I've read
I've talked
I know
I know
I've been here beforeeerrrryeyyeeeeeheeh

!!

some sources attribute it to Marilyn Monroe but I don't go along with that

― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's sad how many quotes are misattributed to marilyn monroe or audrey hepburn rather than, like, writers

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/563924_412525275469665_1201466979_n.jpg

DEAR INTERNET FUCK YOU

u_u

could just as easily change that to GEEKS have unique powers. especially if they are dreaming of kara thrace and are prone to nosebleeds.

our butts make poop

unique?

http://i.imgur.com/bi6m1.jpg

quality shop

needs a dolphin

or a giant insect

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/47951_10151211995462355_380683780_n.jpg

ew don't smile on me, god

Scary clown god

Wait, God has a soul patch?!?

Can't take that guy seriously anymore now

I have seen the face of God. It was goofy.

Augh! Thats so creepy.

Man, that Romney/Ryan kiss picture is mesmerising.

Ryan's suffered a horrible break in his left forearm. Romney has a Mr Fantastic-style stretchy arm which ends in a woman's hand with pretty bracelet and maintains a laser-focus death stare while kissing. They are being swallowed by a green, lumpy sea-creature just under the waterline - perhaps some kind of carnivorous sea cucumber? And why the fuck are they in the ocean in the first place?

A lot of these seem to be along the lines of "I'm a needy asshole. That's why you should put up with me!" Logic needs work.

"Sometimes I'm okay, but you won't realise it until you get around the fact I'm actually a total dick, and if you can't understand that you don't deserve to be reading this. So deal with it"

"Not only am I a total dick, I'm very fond of expressing myself exclusively in clichés!"

Vin Diesel posts a ton of these on his facebook page all starring himself. They are incredible.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/252464_10151263450968313_1507502506_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/404162_10151204948263313_1669511503_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/300302_10151238504333313_1378113879_n.jpg
Not sure if this last one is relevant to the thread but it is perfect so
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/424623_10151238466848313_94638522_n.jpg

holy shit are these for real?

amazing

ohh m geee

I can't even imagine being able to have feelings this complicated.

― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Sunday, September 30, 2012 1:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

this is why Vin Diesel is one of my favorite people

those are wonderful

lolol i think 'cleopatra serrano' is just somebody else on facebook

love ya vin

Andres Serrano in drag?

Vin!

<3 vin

vin diesel has 34.8 million fans on facebook o_O

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/10615_10151018156976362_816439882_n.jpg

HARRUMPH

what if you have a diploma, a job, nice clothes and weed

I have a diploma, degree and a job and I am yet to be a Boss so I BEG TO FUCKING DIFFER

Weed , drugs

Power and position make you a boss. A job just makes you a hoss.

IDG why some ecards killed its brand by letting anyone make them.