why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Scary clown god

Autumnal the faun (ledge), Monday, 1 October 2012 08:17 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, God has a soul patch?!?

DJ Mooncup (NickB), Monday, 1 October 2012 08:47 (eleven years ago) link

Can't take that guy seriously anymore now

DJ Mooncup (NickB), Monday, 1 October 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link

I have seen the face of God. It was goofy.

Three Word Username, Monday, 1 October 2012 09:35 (eleven years ago) link

Augh! Thats so creepy.

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Monday, 1 October 2012 10:20 (eleven years ago) link

Man, that Romney/Ryan kiss picture is mesmerising.

Ryan's suffered a horrible break in his left forearm. Romney has a Mr Fantastic-style stretchy arm which ends in a woman's hand with pretty bracelet and maintains a laser-focus death stare while kissing. They are being swallowed by a green, lumpy sea-creature just under the waterline - perhaps some kind of carnivorous sea cucumber? And why the fuck are they in the ocean in the first place?

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 1 October 2012 10:36 (eleven years ago) link

A lot of these seem to be along the lines of "I'm a needy asshole. That's why you should put up with me!" Logic needs work.

Get wolves (DL), Monday, 1 October 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

"Sometimes I'm okay, but you won't realise it until you get around the fact I'm actually a total dick, and if you can't understand that you don't deserve to be reading this. So deal with it"

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Monday, 1 October 2012 12:00 (eleven years ago) link

"Not only am I a total dick, I'm very fond of expressing myself exclusively in clichés!"

ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Monday, 1 October 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

holy shit are these for real?

amazing

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

ohh m geee

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

I can't even imagine being able to have feelings this complicated.

― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Sunday, September 30, 2012 1:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

this is why Vin Diesel is one of my favorite people

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

those are wonderful

goole, Monday, 1 October 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

lolol i think 'cleopatra serrano' is just somebody else on facebook

goole, Monday, 1 October 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

love ya vin

We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

Andres Serrano in drag?

ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

Vin!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

<3 vin

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 1 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

vin diesel has 34.8 million fans on facebook o_O

Roz, Monday, 1 October 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

HARRUMPH

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

what if you have a diploma, a job, nice clothes and weed

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

I have a diploma, degree and a job and I am yet to be a Boss so I BEG TO FUCKING DIFFER

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

Weed , drugs

gesange der yuengling (crüt), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

Power and position make you a boss. A job just makes you a hoss.

Aimless, Monday, 1 October 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

IDG why some ecards killed its brand by letting anyone make them.

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 October 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, 1 October 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

Many of my bosses have had weed and other drugs. As well as rolexes and shit, which I assume is a form of swag.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link

Shit is not a form of swag. TRUST ME.

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link

lolll, well I meant like fancy cufflinks and power ties.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

our butts make poop

― zachylon (zachlyon), Sunday, September 30, 2012 7:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like a boss

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

I have a friend who keeps posting pics like this

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/10280_526739640674349_1731880585_n.jpg

The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

You know Vin Diesel's a massive D&D roleplayer geek, rite?

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

it doesn't even work, shit was real all along.

I got the Boyzone, I got the remedy (ledge), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:24 (eleven years ago) link

I know we've discussed the group before itt but it needs to be clarified that "I fucking love science" is the fucking worst.

gesange der yuengling (crüt), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:50 (eleven years ago) link

I like the stuff I see from there when my friends post it, but I don't appreciate the cussing.

how's life, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:51 (eleven years ago) link

I know we've discussed the group before itt but it needs to be clarified that "I fucking love science" is the fucking worst.

I am getting heartily sick of shit from it, Takei style.

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:52 (eleven years ago) link

lol dark matter neutrons

shit just got REAL!!!

clouds, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:55 (eleven years ago) link

yesterday someone asked me if I followed George takei and I overreacted

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/uCT1h.png

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link

^_^

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

perfect..

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

before adding a classmate of mine to fb i asked her if she knew who george takei was — "the star trek guy?" "okay, cool"

clouds, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

You know Vin Diesel's a massive D&D roleplayer geek, rite?

Oh, I know.

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

lol, is he?

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

you forgot "star of breakdancing instructional video"

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link


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