Chicago: Where have all the serial killers gone?

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Of course you do! But go and write instead!

― Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe the flow of blood to your brain is getting constricted, Nick. Maybe you should get a massage or take muscle relaxers.

I can hear someone having loud sex right now

Is it you?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Is it your secretary?

― Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I only heard a woman voice so either:
a) quiet dude
b) procrasturbating
c) woman + dude with identical high-pitched voice, taking turns making noise
d) woman washing hair
e) all of the above

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at the thought of someone having loud sex while posting on ILX.

"Holy shit guys, guess what I'm doing!"

d) woman washing hair

hahaha

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Two chicks at the same time?

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

f) someone's down below
g) phone

― Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

h) floorboards and walls of my apartment are designed to perfectly block male vocal tones while permitting female vocal tones to pass through

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Two chicks at the same time?

I like the way you think, Mister.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i) conspiracy!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Nick, dude, you need to knock on their door in a deliveryman outfit.

― Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"Anyone order a pepperoni pizza?"

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Someone found a smoking vibrator behind the grassy knoll.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Two chicks at the same time?

Uh, hate to break it to you, but this is impossible. You have obviously never engaged in hot coitus before.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Q) Does that vibrator smoke?
A) ONLY AFTER SEX!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

You have obviously never engaged in hot coitus before.

Well, we do know that he's the makeout king.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm actually a virgin. A virgin who likes to make bad Office Space references.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Oddlyenough, this conversation is making me want pizza.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to get durnk.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, Dan, can you rip those Rush CDs for me?

― Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I have pizza in the fridge, but I'm a little afraid of it. My craving for protein got out of hand last night, and I ordered the meat lover's special -- pepperoni, ham, and sausage. It's... a bit much.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Anthony Bourdain would be proud.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

...woke up with my shoulders and neck still feeling sore.

my boss's daughter just got out of the hospital due to meningitis. have you been in lake county recently?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Probably not. He would be proud if I made a really mean pot-au-feu or fried something in duck fat.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

While high on speed and listening to the Ramones.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I want more chips and salsa. A coworker I like brought in her trader joes chips and mild salsa to share for an afternoon snack. It was TASTY.

― Queen Sarah Saturday (coco), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I have been demolishing all of my co-worker's coconut-banana bread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

You have a problem with rage.

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going to sit in at a gig at a $$$ creole restaurant tonight. Can't decide if I want to eat beforehand to save money or drop $20+ on dinner.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Motivation: if I get this gig, I will likely be able to eat there for FREE on occasion

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Why am I still here? My coworkers gave up long ago. My boss is long gone. Sigh. I want a beer.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not at work anymore.

And I think I'm catching a ride over to the Hopleaf to meet some people in a while, so if you see this come by/give a call/whatever.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I am trying to get this stupid external hard drive to work. Stupid technology.

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 9 September 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in New Orleans. I no longer engage in night life.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Saturday, 9 September 2006 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Tomorrow I go to Mary Qu33n of Vi3tnam Catholic Church.

This city is fucked because this country is fucked. I hate to be a doommonger, but could I interest you in some really particularly delectable, premium quality doom?

To wrap up, we're all fucked.

― Look at the Piggy in the Mirror (unclejessjess), Saturday, 9 September 2006 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link

South Union was so fun, with an afterparty at the Hungry Brain - I'm out dancing to 'Modern Love' with the gals when in come 3 Wilco guys.

― Eazy (Eazy), Saturday, 9 September 2006 06:59 (seventeen years ago) link

GODAMMIT I forgot about the Eric Z show at South Union, I wanted to go. :(

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 9 September 2006 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I haven't seen Eric in a while. Soon, I hope.

We're playing in Evanston in a couple hours.

Does anyone want to see Girl Talk at the Bottle tonight, or are you all Touch-and-Go'ing it?

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 9 September 2006 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm gonna see to The Gossip tonight. (Crazy number of shows tonight - I tried getting Bridget/Shark interested, but I think she's going to Joan of Arc at South Union.)

― Eazy (Eazy), Saturday, 9 September 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow. I would love to see Girl Talk but I've got some studying to do.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 9 September 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

We MIGHT be going to Gossip/EE at Metro b/c free tickets, but might lazy out.

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 9 September 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Tonight it has been revealed to me the dark side of our new precious and well-located apartment: if our neighbors decide to boil cabbage for dinner, our entire apartment becomes permeated with the smell.

I do not like the smell of boiled cabbage.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Sunday, 10 September 2006 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I love the taste of boiled cabbage. Especially when accompanied by boiled potatoes and rutabagas!

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Sunday, 10 September 2006 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

There is a great deal of noise outside of my house. A lot of "YOU C'MERE! C'MERE! YOU C'MERE! I SAID C'MERE! YOU C'MERE! COME! HERE!"

This is set to a loud backdrop of Rebirth Brass Band played on someone's car stereo. (Ain't no party like a Rebirth party, etc).

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Sunday, 10 September 2006 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

By the way, this is where I am living now.

http://image.maps.yahoo.com/mapimage?MAPData=4M4Zkfhyzy0HSGREBCVWeWxUx27IylDFL.AAM53i86ozZftgIKLv1ZzB14ybaKTblb_4ynA9dk3CcHt1tlW5VIsVcSxujIMc0OJGFZw-

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Sunday, 10 September 2006 01:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Huh. That didn't include the little star. Anyway, it's at St. Thomas and 8th. Off of Tchoupitoulas, a name I like a lot.

Here.

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Sunday, 10 September 2006 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link

We decided to be lazy and watch four episodes of Lost.

Does anyone else ever feel guilty for staying home and being lazy instead of going out and taking advantage of what the city has to offer? I do.

― n/a (Nick A.), Sunday, 10 September 2006 02:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes. BUT, considering last weekend, and considering that I'm kind of broke, I think it's best that I'm staying in tonight doing the following

-going for a jog (thought I was goinng 1.5 miles, but I accidentally went 3! (about half of it running))
-reading Achewood comics
-watching Venture Bros.
-watching Chumscrubber
-hunting the GIgantic roach that I have found on my potato the past 3 times I went into the pantry. It ate a hole in my potato!!!

― The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (unclejessjess), Sunday, 10 September 2006 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I would be so happy if someone blasted Rebirth outside my place in Wisconsin.

Today I played a decent gig in Milwaukee, went to a friend's house to see his new baby, started watching The Winslow Boy, turned it off and watched the copy of Under the Cherry Moon that I bought for ten bucks. It's terrible/funny.

― Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 10 September 2006 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

-hunting the GIgantic roach that I have found on my potato the past 3 times I went into the pantry. It ate a hole in my potato!!!

This is one of the main reasons why I may never actually live in New Orleans.

― Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 10 September 2006 03:06 (seventeen years ago) link

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