why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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babbies...from the womb O_O

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, I had a feeling that was the sentiment of pro-lifers, not people with babies

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

lol really?

Pretty sure it's just cheesy-ass moms.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

"Yo mom, I heard you like color on your sofa, so I colored on your sofa, so that way you can have color on your sofa"

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

-- Babe Marley

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

it was posted on fetusbook

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

I have a couple on my feed who would totally post that.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

"most women get abortions bc they don't wanna get all fat"

-todd akin

zachylon (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I'm sure there are cutesy moms who would post that, it just sounds like something a condescending pro-lifer might post

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

as always with these fking things it's not so much the sentiment as the goddamn layout that MAKES ME CRAZY

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me.

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link

whoa that i love my pjs comes out of nowhere

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link

babies are of course worth it. I have watched the same 1 min video of K sitting in her high chair screeching and then looking pleased with herself about 100 times in the last three days.

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

because,

babies are cute and all, and parenthood is
special,

but whoever makes these,
should be strung up

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

even if I never get to wear my bikini again

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

how is that NOT a bob marley xp

zachylon (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

lol joe

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

fyi if I love you I do it with my whole Heart

http://ponderingsfrompluto.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/heart_70s.jpg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

if you have to impersonate yr baby in an image macro you might be having second thoughts

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

x-post

<3 <3

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good. I have done bad. I love my pj's.

W T F

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

lol still laughing at your post

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

I don't exercise. I eat too much. I wear ugly clothing. I make no effort to make myself presentable, really. I'm kind of depressed, and I stopped trying a long time ago. But I'm me. I'm real. Love me.

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

i have done bad

I have done bad. I love my pj's (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

I think maybe the PJs is supposed to be a seperate thought entirely and given what follows I'm pretty sure the author is saying "Listen, I don't care what you think, I'm going to Shaw's in my PJ pants. Hate on, bitches".

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

I've got this weird bump on the back of my neck. Sometimes I sneeze onto my sweater. I have this weird discolored tooth. I love my grandma. I fart when I eat too much dairy.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.

-b. marley

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

i fucking hate pyjamas

ian curtis e. bear (electricsound), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

I have done bad... I won't change!!

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

She loves her pjs with her whole Heart.

Aimless, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

maybe she means the short-lived eddie murphy animated series

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

I love my Nancy Wilson pjs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

why r only ladies encouraged to put that on their status, some of us gents love our pj's and have committed unspeakable acts too.

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

I have committed numerous wartime atrocities and was tried at Nuremberg. I love my pjs.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

does the person have like actual, multiple scars? what kind of history is she talking about, knifefights?

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

knifefights, appendicitis, badly scraped knee

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

something to do with wrestling wild boar perhaps

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

laproscopies, lots of them

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

Frontal lobotomy, botched "I ♥ pyjamas" tattoo

qiqing, Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

They're probably emotional scars.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

this thread is fuckin hilarious. i want to c+p like 15 things i just read into excelsior

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone, I only like one Li'l Flip song

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some dude, Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

lol

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

dyyyyyyyyyyyying at the last page or two of this

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

I'm random and crazy.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 11 October 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link

I'm random and crazy, no change I can't change I can't change my mold, naw naw

crisp apple morning (clouds), Thursday, 11 October 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

that's a bold non sequitur

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link


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