why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

something to do with wrestling wild boar perhaps

laproscopies, lots of them

Frontal lobotomy, botched "I ♥ pyjamas" tattoo

They're probably emotional scars.

this thread is fuckin hilarious. i want to c+p like 15 things i just read into excelsior

my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone, I only like one Li'l Flip song

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, November 21, 2006 10:47 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

dyyyyyyyyyyyying at the last page or two of this

I'm random and crazy.

I'm random and crazy, no change I can't change I can't change my mold, naw naw

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/553552_452660121453440_1828770442_n.jpg

http://christiannewwave.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/simple-minds-band.jpg

that's a bold non sequitur

if people judge you for your mistakes, just feel sorry for them, because you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps

okay that last one makes no fucking sense

x-post - lol dying

at first when i was reading that I thought it was boring, but then it turned out to be so crazy and random!

I eat food.

i have scars yet have no history.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbl816XVEO1rosfy6o1_500.jpg

Cut the crap! Period.

woops

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbl816XVEO1rosfy6o1_500.jpg

that one's itt already, a few days back

awww...

personally I like to imagine Bruce is talking about the Iron Maiden album 'X Factor' on which he does not feature

Funny thing is, that's actually true!

English people don't say "cut the crap" or "period". We say "this is poo" and "full stop".

Unless it's the Clash's last album, where they say both

I think you'll find the words were "this is England" Mark.

"Poo" doesn't even scan. Unless it's poooo-ooooo

The full version is : "Cut the Crap", this is poo, except for "This is England" full stop.

"by Russian Proverb"

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oops

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/75618_10151266564243760_349905554_n.jpg

Slapped with the truth
And you're to blame
I've been kissed...
With a lie

Slap me once, shame on you...

Baby! I compare you to a kiss from a lie on the gray...background

trans: I like to think of my lack of social grace as candour

"what's the matter, are my truthbombs too REAL for you?"

He Slapped Me (And It Felt Like the Truth)

just an awful looking macro

Better to be slapped with an awful looking macro of the truth

http://simpsonswiki.net/w/images/thumb/f/fc/Gary_Busey.png/250px-Gary_Busey.png

Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

Russian Proverb is Bob Marley's nom de plume fyi

Truth hits everybody and I hope the Russians slap their children too - Bob Marley

dying

don't let liars slip you the tongue I think is what Russian Proverb is trying to say iirc

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha at sting

that's my soul up there

"That's My Soul Up There"
-- Bob "Russian" Proverb

Their Logic Ties Me Up And Rapes Me: Most Henious Lyrics By Sting & The Police

lot of good Deep Thoughts macro material here, folks, let's get cracking

"A stone's throw from Jerusalem
I walked a lonely mile in the moonlight
And though a million stars were shining
My heart was lost on a distant planet
That whirls around the April moon
Whirling in an arc of sadness"
- Native Russian American