why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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dyyyyyyyyyyyying at the last page or two of this

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

I'm random and crazy.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 11 October 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link

I'm random and crazy, no change I can't change I can't change my mold, naw naw

crisp apple morning (clouds), Thursday, 11 October 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

that's a bold non sequitur

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

if people judge you for your mistakes, just feel sorry for them, because you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

okay that last one makes no fucking sense

crisp apple morning (clouds), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

x-post - lol dying

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

at first when i was reading that I thought it was boring, but then it turned out to be so crazy and random!

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

I eat food.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

i have scars yet have no history.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbl816XVEO1rosfy6o1_500.jpg

Cut the crap! Period.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

that one's itt already, a few days back

it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

awww...

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

personally I like to imagine Bruce is talking about the Iron Maiden album 'X Factor' on which he does not feature

it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

Funny thing is, that's actually true!

Mark G, Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

English people don't say "cut the crap" or "period". We say "this is poo" and "full stop".

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

Unless it's the Clash's last album, where they say both

Mark G, Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

I think you'll find the words were "this is England" Mark.

Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

"Poo" doesn't even scan. Unless it's poooo-ooooo

Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

The full version is : "Cut the Crap", this is poo, except for "This is England" full stop.

Mark G, Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

"by Russian Proverb"

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/75618_10151266564243760_349905554_n.jpg

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

Slapped with the truth
And you're to blame
I've been kissed...
With a lie

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

Slap me once, shame on you...

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

Baby! I compare you to a kiss from a lie on the gray...background

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

trans: I like to think of my lack of social grace as candour

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

"what's the matter, are my truthbombs too REAL for you?"

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

He Slapped Me (And It Felt Like the Truth)

Three Word Username, Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

just an awful looking macro

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

Better to be slapped with an awful looking macro of the truth

Always try to avoid setting up future opportunities for kicking yourself (ledge), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://simpsonswiki.net/w/images/thumb/f/fc/Gary_Busey.png/250px-Gary_Busey.png

Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

Russian Proverb is Bob Marley's nom de plume fyi

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

Truth hits everybody and I hope the Russians slap their children too - Bob Marley

Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

dying

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

don't let liars slip you the tongue I think is what Russian Proverb is trying to say iirc

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha at sting

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

that's my soul up there

crisp apple morning (clouds), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

"That's My Soul Up There"
-- Bob "Russian" Proverb

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

Their Logic Ties Me Up And Rapes Me: Most Henious Lyrics By Sting & The Police

lot of good Deep Thoughts macro material here, folks, let's get cracking

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

"A stone's throw from Jerusalem
I walked a lonely mile in the moonlight
And though a million stars were shining
My heart was lost on a distant planet
That whirls around the April moon
Whirling in an arc of sadness"
- Native Russian American

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

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But deadly for twelve thousand years is carbon fourteen.

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Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

if people judge you for your mistakes
set them free (free free, set them free)

crisp apple morning (clouds), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

"Feed me, you can beat me. I will love you till I die.
But don't ask for admiration and don't ever ask me why."

-- Kurt Vonnegut

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

"De doo doo doo, de dah dah dah
Is all I want to say to you"

- Bill Clinton

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

You gotta fill her up with Jesus
You gotta fill her up with light
You gotta fill her up with spirit
You've gotta fill her up with faith
You gotta fill her up with heaven
You've got the rest of life to face
You've gotta fill her up right away
You've gotta fill her up with babies
You've gotta fill her up with this way
You're gonna love that girl forever
Your gonna fill her up for life
You're gonna be her loving husband
She gonna be your loving wife
You've gotta fill her up with gladness.
You gotta fill her up with joy!

itt: sting instructs you how to be a man

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

Oh the Russians yes they slap I

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

You gotta fill her up with Jesus
You gotta fill her up with light
You gotta fill her up with spirit
You've gotta fill her up with faith
You gotta fill her up with heaven
You've got the rest of life to face
You've gotta fill her up right away
You've gotta fill her up with babies
You've gotta fill her up with this way
You're gonna love that girl forever
Your gonna fill her up for life
You're gonna be her loving husband
She gonna be your loving wife
You've gotta fill her up with gladness.
You gotta fill her up with joy!

-- I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II

there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link


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