beef curtains, classic or dud?

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10893.html

I hate you.

1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
2 oz pink grapefruit juice
1/2 grenadine syrup

Stir ingredients together in a champagne tulip glass, and serve.

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enbb I have earned your contempt and yet you have to give it up for beef blinds

beef window is so hideous

I do appreciate a good alliteration.

Which makes it the least horrible of the group.

literally no-one has ever uttered a sentence that included the phrase "my beef curtains"

Most likely true though I've now made it a personal goal to do so before the month is up. At work.

cannot stop laughing my ass off at "beef window"

I mean, good god

a beef window surrounded by walloginas

also you forgot "beef valence"

Beef wall

They look pretty delish:

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/photo/7a/12340/Oh-Thats-What-Meat-Curtains-Are.jpg

I also lacked the mettle for "beef shutters"

literally no-one has ever uttered a sentence that included the phrase "my beef curtains"?

I am going to a cocktail party tonight, maybe I will find a group of women I don't know and use "what's up, my beef curtains?" as a conversation starter

Where the hell is "beef portico" I refuse to vote

maybe I will find a group of women I don't know and use "what's up, my beef curtains?" as a conversation starter

hope you like standing in rooms at cocktail parties by yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=myvzN2Rf_PQ

hope you like standing in rooms at cocktail parties by yourself

oh my wife will be there, punching me repeatedly in the neck

they will hoist you high and carry you through the town in celebration of his droll wit. "what's up my beef curtains" the hit of the season at all the cool parties

^^Was looking up something with an acronym close to RBC last year, and stumbled onto Long Island's finest rock/reggae band, the Roast Beef Curtains.

"Long Island's finest rock/reggae band, the Roast Beef Curtains"

OMG how do I not know about them?!

oh right, "rock/reggae"

my related thread, "has anyone, in the heat of the moment and without humorous intent, speaking aloud to his partner, referred to his penis as his 'schlong'" will elicit many tearful confessions

write-in vote for beef richards

(richards = richard burtons = curtain)

curtains

excellent

ts: schlong v. schwantz

wait what is the name of the song? why did that get bleeped?

richards!

Great presence on stage and incredible tunes..... I'd say their a lot more than the east coast answer to Sublime
DoggyDrake 2 years ago

Do beef blinds refer to beef venetians or beef rollers

how exactly is their sound influenced by Bad Brains

did they listen to some BB albums and say "this is great, let's try our hardest not to sound anything like this"

remember that video with that shitty band playing inside a woman's beef curtains?

beef doily

Omg the next time someone asks my influences that is my #1 new tactic

remember that video with that shitty band playing inside a woman's beef curtains?

omg yes

and then they got splooged on by a giant papier-mâché dick

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2055/2262494044_ab09fcfc1e_o.jpg

I don't know why I clicked on a picture on a beef curtains thread but that was far less alarming than what I was expecting

I GIS'ed "chicken lips"

well that inspired me to GIS "my beef curtains." you do not want to know

I take it all the boys were not brought to the yard?

oh they were brought. when they got to the yard they found the entrance blocked by drapes. beef drapes

Luxurious, flowing, full-bodied drapes of beef.

reassuringly heavy going into winter

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5c/CBM_Logo.svg/200px-CBM_Logo.svg.png

good god beef blinds something would have to be just horribly wrong, and also is there a cord?

once a month

you guys are so uncouth

I prefer "boeuf louvres"

ridin down the beef highway

god I hate myself and this thread

otm

bald man in a rowboat

http://levysuniqueny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Snidely+Whiplash.png

"It's beef curtains for you, Dudley Do-Rght!"

Beef curtains put a fun, new spin on the phrase "with all the trimmings"!

this lunch was packed with old beef curtains

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/The_Eminem_Show.jpg

xp: with or in

a lunch of old beef curtains spread with mayo

beefenestration

never forget: if it's possible for a condom to be thinner than normal and still be safe, why wouldn't all condoms be that thin?

holy fuck

i had either never seen that or memory wiped it

i may be able to top that with a friends room mate who thought it would be erotic to stick a cadburies cream egg in the back door then lay it like a hen at easter. didnt occur to her it might melt and also end her relationship in a hurry. She then preceeded to tell me about this with a head full of ropey hallucinagens and freak me to bits out

― straightola, Monday, January 19, 2009 10:03 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough...

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nate's apple butter story is heartbreaking.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would just like to have that sentence spelled out for posterity's sake

"As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough, here's a women who has filled her vagina with apple butter."

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

T/S: vagina filled with apple butter or vagina filled with mayo or rectum engorged with a cadbury creme egg

where's that button

Alright who is this clown for real? ^

how do you do it

just another tuesday on iltmi

*pushes beef button*

beef awning

When I was 9 years old, my dad and I spent a long afternoon in a rowboat fishing. After and hour or two without catching a fish, my dad hesitantly explained to me how every woman has a tiny pensive Eminem behind her beef curtains, and how this is a completely natural thing.

http://www.wolfstad.com/wp-content/2006/beef-mm.jpg

hey guys

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/98/MPW-49394

That lady has a weird abdomen.

the curtains of beef i impale it

o man that poster illustration

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/beef-curtains

mostly lame but includes

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74firPQuP1qkyd9eo1_500.jpg

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

no meat flaps

no cry

- bob marley

omg

I am going to be singing no meatflaps no cry inside my head all day now.

THANKS DAN.

hi-five, Nick

Roastafari!

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

WINNAH!

http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/holy-cow-hole.jpg

beef blinds wuz robbed

she blinded me with beef curtains

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lskmr3Fnuz1qarn5to1_500.jpg

The future's so bright, I gotta wear beef shades.

http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/5279a1e6eab8eac22a987eda/chris-christie-absolutely-crushed-it-with-voters-who-dont-normally-pick-republicans.jpg

nnnnnnnoooooooooo

yes

hahahaha