also you forgot "beef valence"
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
Beef wall
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
They look pretty delish:
http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/photo/7a/12340/Oh-Thats-What-Meat-Curtains-Are.jpg
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
I also lacked the mettle for "beef shutters"
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
literally no-one has ever uttered a sentence that included the phrase "my beef curtains"?
I am going to a cocktail party tonight, maybe I will find a group of women I don't know and use "what's up, my beef curtains?" as a conversation starter
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
Where the hell is "beef portico" I refuse to vote
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
maybe I will find a group of women I don't know and use "what's up, my beef curtains?" as a conversation starter
hope you like standing in rooms at cocktail parties by yourself
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=myvzN2Rf_PQ
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
oh my wife will be there, punching me repeatedly in the neck
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
they will hoist you high and carry you through the town in celebration of his droll wit. "what's up my beef curtains" the hit of the season at all the cool parties
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
^^Was looking up something with an acronym close to RBC last year, and stumbled onto Long Island's finest rock/reggae band, the Roast Beef Curtains.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
"Long Island's finest rock/reggae band, the Roast Beef Curtains"
OMG how do I not know about them?!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
oh right, "rock/reggae"
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
my related thread, "has anyone, in the heat of the moment and without humorous intent, speaking aloud to his partner, referred to his penis as his 'schlong'" will elicit many tearful confessions
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
write-in vote for beef richards
― jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
(richards = richard burtons = curtain)
curtains
excellent
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
ts: schlong v. schwantz
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
wait what is the name of the song? why did that get bleeped?
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
richards!
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
Great presence on stage and incredible tunes..... I'd say their a lot more than the east coast answer to SublimeDoggyDrake 2 years ago
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
Do beef blinds refer to beef venetians or beef rollers
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
how exactly is their sound influenced by Bad Brains
did they listen to some BB albums and say "this is great, let's try our hardest not to sound anything like this"
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
remember that video with that shitty band playing inside a woman's beef curtains?
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
beef doily
― down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
Omg the next time someone asks my influences that is my #1 new tactic
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
omg yes
and then they got splooged on by a giant papier-mâché dick
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2055/2262494044_ab09fcfc1e_o.jpg
― WmC, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know why I clicked on a picture on a beef curtains thread but that was far less alarming than what I was expecting
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
I GIS'ed "chicken lips"
― WmC, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
well that inspired me to GIS "my beef curtains." you do not want to know
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
I take it all the boys were not brought to the yard?
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
oh they were brought. when they got to the yard they found the entrance blocked by drapes. beef drapes
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
Luxurious, flowing, full-bodied drapes of beef.
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
reassuringly heavy going into winter
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5c/CBM_Logo.svg/200px-CBM_Logo.svg.png
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
good god beef blinds something would have to be just horribly wrong, and also is there a cord?
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
once a month
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
oh how I regret that post
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
For approx 1 wk per month there is, yes.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
DAMN YOU, DAN - TOO FAST
no longer regretting my post ^_^
hahahahaha
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
it's cool dan, your post is now femapproved
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
that chicken picture is p. scary! hot tub chickens!
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
feel like this thread could use the word "dripping."
dripping.
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
crackling
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
beef curtains dripping on the carpet beside a crackling fire
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
itt beef window treatments
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
beefenestration
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
never forget: if it's possible for a condom to be thinner than normal and still be safe, why wouldn't all condoms be that thin?
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
holy fuck
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
i had either never seen that or memory wiped it
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
i may be able to top that with a friends room mate who thought it would be erotic to stick a cadburies cream egg in the back door then lay it like a hen at easter. didnt occur to her it might melt and also end her relationship in a hurry. She then preceeded to tell me about this with a head full of ropey hallucinagens and freak me to bits out
― straightola, Monday, January 19, 2009 10:03 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough...
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Nate's apple butter story is heartbreaking.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
would just like to have that sentence spelled out for posterity's sake
"As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough, here's a women who has filled her vagina with apple butter."
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
T/S: vagina filled with apple butter or vagina filled with mayo or rectum engorged with a cadbury creme egg
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
where's that button
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
Alright who is this clown for real? ^
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
how do you do it
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
just another tuesday on iltmi
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
*pushes beef button*
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
beef awning
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
When I was 9 years old, my dad and I spent a long afternoon in a rowboat fishing. After and hour or two without catching a fish, my dad hesitantly explained to me how every woman has a tiny pensive Eminem behind her beef curtains, and how this is a completely natural thing.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.wolfstad.com/wp-content/2006/beef-mm.jpg
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
hey guys
http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/98/MPW-49394
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
That lady has a weird abdomen.
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
the curtains of beef i impale it
― jon and kate catch h8 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
o man that poster illustration
― suggest butt (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/beef-curtains
― the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link
mostly lame but includes
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74firPQuP1qkyd9eo1_500.jpg
― the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
no meat flaps
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
no cry
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
- bob marley
― whitney huysmans (NickB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
omg
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
I am going to be singing no meatflaps no cry inside my head all day now.
THANKS DAN.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
hi-five, Nick
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
Roastafari!
― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
WINNAH!
http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/holy-cow-hole.jpg
― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
beef blinds wuz robbed
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
she blinded me with beef curtains
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lskmr3Fnuz1qarn5to1_500.jpg
― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
The future's so bright, I gotta wear beef shades.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/5279a1e6eab8eac22a987eda/chris-christie-absolutely-crushed-it-with-voters-who-dont-normally-pick-republicans.jpg
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link
nnnnnnnoooooooooo
― Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link
yes
― example (crüt), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:36 (eight years ago) link
hahahaha
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 02:50 (eight years ago) link