beef curtains, classic or dud?

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hope you like standing in rooms at cocktail parties by yourself

oh my wife will be there, punching me repeatedly in the neck

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

they will hoist you high and carry you through the town in celebration of his droll wit. "what's up my beef curtains" the hit of the season at all the cool parties

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

^^Was looking up something with an acronym close to RBC last year, and stumbled onto Long Island's finest rock/reggae band, the Roast Beef Curtains.

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

"Long Island's finest rock/reggae band, the Roast Beef Curtains"

OMG how do I not know about them?!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

oh right, "rock/reggae"

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

my related thread, "has anyone, in the heat of the moment and without humorous intent, speaking aloud to his partner, referred to his penis as his 'schlong'" will elicit many tearful confessions

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

write-in vote for beef richards

jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

(richards = richard burtons = curtain)

jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

curtains

jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

excellent

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

ts: schlong v. schwantz

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

wait what is the name of the song? why did that get bleeped?

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

richards!

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

Great presence on stage and incredible tunes..... I'd say their a lot more than the east coast answer to Sublime
DoggyDrake 2 years ago

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

Do beef blinds refer to beef venetians or beef rollers

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

how exactly is their sound influenced by Bad Brains

did they listen to some BB albums and say "this is great, let's try our hardest not to sound anything like this"

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

remember that video with that shitty band playing inside a woman's beef curtains?

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

beef doily

down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

Omg the next time someone asks my influences that is my #1 new tactic

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

remember that video with that shitty band playing inside a woman's beef curtains?

omg yes

and then they got splooged on by a giant papier-mâché dick

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2055/2262494044_ab09fcfc1e_o.jpg

WmC, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know why I clicked on a picture on a beef curtains thread but that was far less alarming than what I was expecting

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

I GIS'ed "chicken lips"

WmC, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

well that inspired me to GIS "my beef curtains." you do not want to know

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

I take it all the boys were not brought to the yard?

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

oh they were brought. when they got to the yard they found the entrance blocked by drapes. beef drapes

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

Luxurious, flowing, full-bodied drapes of beef.

Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

reassuringly heavy going into winter

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

good god beef blinds something would have to be just horribly wrong, and also is there a cord?

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

once a month

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

oh how I regret that post

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

For approx 1 wk per month there is, yes.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

DAMN YOU, DAN - TOO FAST

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

no longer regretting my post ^_^

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

hahahahaha

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

it's cool dan, your post is now femapproved

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

that chicken picture is p. scary! hot tub chickens!

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

feel like this thread could use the word "dripping."

dripping.

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

crackling

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

beef curtains dripping on the carpet beside a crackling fire

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

itt beef window treatments

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

I would like people to know that my beef windows are triple paned

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://jhammer.blogs.ocala.com/files/2010/01/1890HouseClip1.jpg

^^this is what it look like inside my beef haus

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

seems roomy

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

beef curtains augmented by a nice veal valance or maybe a porky pelmet

jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

watch out for the stains on the left hand side of the bottom picture

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

I have something more akin to a beef tunnel:

http://www.balloonco.com/2go/balloonco/tunnel/Omaha%20Beef%20Football%20Tunnel%20Mascot%20Bull.jpg

Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

that is upsetting in so many ways

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

where's that button

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

Alright who is this clown for real? ^

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

how do you do it

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

just another tuesday on iltmi

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

*pushes beef button*

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

beef awning

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

When I was 9 years old, my dad and I spent a long afternoon in a rowboat fishing. After and hour or two without catching a fish, my dad hesitantly explained to me how every woman has a tiny pensive Eminem behind her beef curtains, and how this is a completely natural thing.

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

That lady has a weird abdomen.

Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

the curtains of beef i impale it

jon and kate catch h8 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

o man that poster illustration

suggest butt (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/beef-curtains

the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

mostly lame but includes

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74firPQuP1qkyd9eo1_500.jpg

the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

no meat flaps

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

no cry

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

- bob marley

whitney huysmans (NickB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

omg

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

I am going to be singing no meatflaps no cry inside my head all day now.

THANKS DAN.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

hi-five, Nick

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

Roastafari!

Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

beef blinds wuz robbed

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

she blinded me with beef curtains

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

The future's so bright, I gotta wear beef shades.

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:56 (eleven years ago) link

three years pass...

nnnnnnnoooooooooo

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link

yes

example (crüt), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:36 (eight years ago) link

hahahaha

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 02:50 (eight years ago) link


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