Luxurious, flowing, full-bodied drapes of beef.
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
reassuringly heavy going into winter
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5c/CBM_Logo.svg/200px-CBM_Logo.svg.png
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
good god beef blinds something would have to be just horribly wrong, and also is there a cord?
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
once a month
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
oh how I regret that post
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
For approx 1 wk per month there is, yes.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
DAMN YOU, DAN - TOO FAST
no longer regretting my post ^_^
hahahahaha
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
it's cool dan, your post is now femapproved
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
that chicken picture is p. scary! hot tub chickens!
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
feel like this thread could use the word "dripping."
dripping.
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
crackling
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
beef curtains dripping on the carpet beside a crackling fire
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
itt beef window treatments
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
I would like people to know that my beef windows are triple paned
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://jhammer.blogs.ocala.com/files/2010/01/1890HouseClip1.jpg
^^this is what it look like inside my beef haus
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
seems roomy
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
beef curtains augmented by a nice veal valance or maybe a porky pelmet
― jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
watch out for the stains on the left hand side of the bottom picture
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
I have something more akin to a beef tunnel:
http://www.balloonco.com/2go/balloonco/tunnel/Omaha%20Beef%20Football%20Tunnel%20Mascot%20Bull.jpg
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
that is upsetting in so many ways
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
*throws a hot dog down the beef tunnel*
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
you guys are so uncouth
I prefer "boeuf louvres"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
ridin down the beef highway
god I hate myself and this thread
otm
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
bald man in a rowboat
http://levysuniqueny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Snidely+Whiplash.png
"It's beef curtains for you, Dudley Do-Rght!"
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
Beef curtains put a fun, new spin on the phrase "with all the trimmings"!
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
this lunch was packed with old beef curtains
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/The_Eminem_Show.jpg
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
xp: with or in
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
a lunch of old beef curtains spread with mayo
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
beefenestration
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
never forget: if it's possible for a condom to be thinner than normal and still be safe, why wouldn't all condoms be that thin?
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
holy fuck
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
i had either never seen that or memory wiped it
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
i may be able to top that with a friends room mate who thought it would be erotic to stick a cadburies cream egg in the back door then lay it like a hen at easter. didnt occur to her it might melt and also end her relationship in a hurry. She then preceeded to tell me about this with a head full of ropey hallucinagens and freak me to bits out
― straightola, Monday, January 19, 2009 10:03 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough...
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Nate's apple butter story is heartbreaking.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
would just like to have that sentence spelled out for posterity's sake
"As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough, here's a women who has filled her vagina with apple butter."
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
T/S: vagina filled with apple butter or vagina filled with mayo or rectum engorged with a cadbury creme egg
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
where's that button
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
Alright who is this clown for real? ^
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
how do you do it
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
just another tuesday on iltmi
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
*pushes beef button*
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
beef awning
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
When I was 9 years old, my dad and I spent a long afternoon in a rowboat fishing. After and hour or two without catching a fish, my dad hesitantly explained to me how every woman has a tiny pensive Eminem behind her beef curtains, and how this is a completely natural thing.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.wolfstad.com/wp-content/2006/beef-mm.jpg
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
The future's so bright, I gotta wear beef shades.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/5279a1e6eab8eac22a987eda/chris-christie-absolutely-crushed-it-with-voters-who-dont-normally-pick-republicans.jpg
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link
nnnnnnnoooooooooo
― Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link
yes
― example (crüt), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:36 (eight years ago) link
hahahaha
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 02:50 (eight years ago) link