why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

just playin' but I'm sayin'

aimless, just pick the posts you want...

Blech.

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/15/HcSLhrnpMEWx9JDdln7JhQ2.jpg

BAD SPELLERS GET CHLAMIDYIA

ironically, I misspelled chlamydia

*calls doctor*

what the hell does:

"how can an individual be supported to reflect on an incident"

even mean?

those how can an individual questions are just as fucking dumb which i guess one would expect from the mastermind that made that

i u new abt grammar then u wld no

also i only got

how can an individual
how can an individual make money
how can an individual get rich
how can an individual influence an organization

i guess the internet and texting has made everyone think that anything that isn't written like "o hai i poopee n ur hed kthx bai" is high literature

also i only got

how can an individual
how can an individual make money
how can an individual get rich
how can an individual influence an organization

― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:33 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you are logged into gmail or google plus you might get different search results than other people i think?

hmmm

how does one become a lord
how does one way glass work
how does one become a sir
how does one join the illuminati

grammer winnar

xpost
you're a peeping tom freemason

dude i logged out of gmail nothing seems to change, maybe i have to clean out the cookies too

maybe ur already in the illuminati

in what sense
in what sense is the uk constitution unwritten
in what sense are all magnets electromagnets
in what sense are we star stuff

xp dammit self-doxxed

i think uk google probably just sucks tbh

in what sense fucking magnets how do they work

"How can an individual get mono" is the second result I got.

it pretends that nothing begins with "what the fuck" too

what do you get if
what do you get if you multiply six by nine
what do you get if you kill dwayne
what do you get if you win the hunger games
what do you get if you join the dawnguard

main takeaway is that people who are unnecessarily verbose with their vague questions get a lot more STDs

this is my first one word for word lol:

"how can an individual how can u"

Strange coincidence:

Just typed in "How may I"

and it came up with:

How may I help you
How may I help you lyrics
How may I address you
How may I help you sikth

Earlier today on Facebook, someone was asking about djent music. I looked it up and came across a familiar band, Sikth, who just happen to come from a town away from me and are associated with djent. My cookies are cleared and I'm not logged into google.

also "how can you" gets the same results as "how can u"

which is more appropriate ms or mrs
which is more appropriate hispanic or latino
which is more appropriate miss or ms
which is more appropriate the mean or the median

i love google games

what do you get if you win the Google games

you can get more results if you use the settings option on the results page - under Search Settings: Google Instand Predictions: select 'Never Show Instant Results' and you'll get the 10-result dropdown on the main page

:D

sweet, thanks VG :)

the way it's worded seems kinda counterintuitive but, shrug, it works

how can an individual get more results on Google

remember googlewhacking

lol

googlewhacking? ah, yes. (acquires far off look)

On Ask A Drunk, we created a symposium ("Paralytic Tomes and Carbuncular Aphorisms: An Online Symposium") designed solely to create googlewhacks for others to find and claim. Perhaps someday I will restore it, since it disappeared in the process of Greenspun subsiding into a stagnant puddle.

The Inventor of The Googlewhack, Mr. Gary Stock, banned this page. He responded to my inquiry into this as follows:

(The page was...) littered with nonsensical word sequences and lists. That site alone contributed two percent of all whacks in the last week of April. People were beginning to simply surf that site to find a goofy list, and submit a string of whacks from each page.

That particular page does include, for example, this sequence:

Kippered Hoopoe with Lungfish Chutney Chilled Bushbabies in Aspic
Glorious Figwort Smorgasbord
Creamed Cryptospores a la Greque
Balkan-Style Tallowy Croissants
Ungulate Fritters with Cream Gravy
Moussaka with Pineal Sweetbreads
Snouty Mulligatawny Stew
Ursine Viscera with Wasabi
Crusty Disemboweled Goshawks on Toast
Cassowarys in Ghee
Crunchy Analgesic Nougats Dipped in Chocolate
Farinaceous Remoulade of Pork
Curlews Parmigiana
Carmelized Owlet Festooned with Agglutinated Pinfeathers
Hoarfrost Provencal
Uncle Rabelais's Pantagruelian Goulash
Authentic Afghani Glutinous Burgoo
Yammering Scholiasts Stewed in Barleywine

Which contributed nearly a dozen whacks in as many minutes back in April. Not cool.

I was especially proud of the Yammering Scholiasts Stewed in Barleywine. Mr. Stock was a humorless prat.

Not cool.

lol

amazing forgotten ilx history

i remember walking past some little theater and I stopped and read the description of what was going on there and it was a one man show abt a guy who gets obsessed w googlwhacking

Dave Gorman?

lolll

xp

"sir... our data is showing that two percent of ALL whacks are coming from one discrete website!"
"find it... isolate it... and shut it down."

dying

http://insidepulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wargames_view_at_norad.png

Balkan-Style Tallowy Croissants

sumptuous

http://i.imgur.com/DwIQV.jpg

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/75160_506163399394036_1195084507_n.jpg

hahaha i might post that

hahahaha that is great