i guess the internet and texting has made everyone think that anything that isn't written like "o hai i poopee n ur hed kthx bai" is high literature
also i only got
how can an individual how can an individual make money how can an individual get rich how can an individual influence an organization
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:33 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
if you are logged into gmail or google plus you might get different search results than other people i think?
― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
hmmm
how does one become a lord how does one way glass work how does one become a sir how does one join the illuminati
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
grammer winnar
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
xpostyou're a peeping tom freemason
― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
dude i logged out of gmail nothing seems to change, maybe i have to clean out the cookies too
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
maybe ur already in the illuminati
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
in what sense in what sense is the uk constitution unwritten in what sense are all magnets electromagnets in what sense are we star stuff
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
xp dammit self-doxxed
i think uk google probably just sucks tbh
in what sense fucking magnets how do they work
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
"How can an individual get mono" is the second result I got.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
it pretends that nothing begins with "what the fuck" too
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
what do you get ifwhat do you get if you multiply six by ninewhat do you get if you kill dwaynewhat do you get if you win the hunger gameswhat do you get if you join the dawnguard
― boxall, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
main takeaway is that people who are unnecessarily verbose with their vague questions get a lot more STDs
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
this is my first one word for word lol:
"how can an individual how can u"
― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
Strange coincidence:
Just typed in "How may I"
and it came up with:
How may I help youHow may I help you lyricsHow may I address youHow may I help you sikth
Earlier today on Facebook, someone was asking about djent music. I looked it up and came across a familiar band, Sikth, who just happen to come from a town away from me and are associated with djent. My cookies are cleared and I'm not logged into google.
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
also "how can you" gets the same results as "how can u"
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
which is more appropriate ms or mrs which is more appropriate hispanic or latino which is more appropriate miss or ms which is more appropriate the mean or the median
i love google games
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
what do you get if you win the Google games
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
you can get more results if you use the settings option on the results page - under Search Settings: Google Instand Predictions: select 'Never Show Instant Results' and you'll get the 10-result dropdown on the main page
:D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
sweet, thanks VG :)
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
the way it's worded seems kinda counterintuitive but, shrug, it works
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link
how can an individual get more results on Google
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
remember googlewhacking
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
googlewhacking? ah, yes. (acquires far off look)
On Ask A Drunk, we created a symposium ("Paralytic Tomes and Carbuncular Aphorisms: An Online Symposium") designed solely to create googlewhacks for others to find and claim. Perhaps someday I will restore it, since it disappeared in the process of Greenspun subsiding into a stagnant puddle.
The Inventor of The Googlewhack, Mr. Gary Stock, banned this page. He responded to my inquiry into this as follows:
(The page was...) littered with nonsensical word sequences and lists. That site alone contributed two percent of all whacks in the last week of April. People were beginning to simply surf that site to find a goofy list, and submit a string of whacks from each page. That particular page does include, for example, this sequence: Kippered Hoopoe with Lungfish Chutney Chilled Bushbabies in Aspic Glorious Figwort Smorgasbord Creamed Cryptospores a la Greque Balkan-Style Tallowy Croissants Ungulate Fritters with Cream Gravy Moussaka with Pineal Sweetbreads Snouty Mulligatawny Stew Ursine Viscera with Wasabi Crusty Disemboweled Goshawks on Toast Cassowarys in Ghee Crunchy Analgesic Nougats Dipped in Chocolate Farinaceous Remoulade of Pork Curlews Parmigiana Carmelized Owlet Festooned with Agglutinated Pinfeathers Hoarfrost Provencal Uncle Rabelais's Pantagruelian Goulash Authentic Afghani Glutinous Burgoo Yammering Scholiasts Stewed in Barleywine Which contributed nearly a dozen whacks in as many minutes back in April. Not cool.
That particular page does include, for example, this sequence:
Kippered Hoopoe with Lungfish Chutney Chilled Bushbabies in Aspic Glorious Figwort Smorgasbord Creamed Cryptospores a la Greque Balkan-Style Tallowy Croissants Ungulate Fritters with Cream Gravy Moussaka with Pineal Sweetbreads Snouty Mulligatawny Stew Ursine Viscera with Wasabi Crusty Disemboweled Goshawks on Toast Cassowarys in Ghee Crunchy Analgesic Nougats Dipped in Chocolate Farinaceous Remoulade of Pork Curlews Parmigiana Carmelized Owlet Festooned with Agglutinated Pinfeathers Hoarfrost Provencal Uncle Rabelais's Pantagruelian Goulash Authentic Afghani Glutinous Burgoo Yammering Scholiasts Stewed in Barleywine
Which contributed nearly a dozen whacks in as many minutes back in April. Not cool.
― Aimless, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
I was especially proud of the Yammering Scholiasts Stewed in Barleywine. Mr. Stock was a humorless prat.
― Aimless, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
Not cool.
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
amazing forgotten ilx history
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link
i remember walking past some little theater and I stopped and read the description of what was going on there and it was a one man show abt a guy who gets obsessed w googlwhacking
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link
Dave Gorman?
― ざっぴ (zappi), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
lolll
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
xp
"sir... our data is showing that two percent of ALL whacks are coming from one discrete website!""find it... isolate it... and shut it down."
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
dying
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://insidepulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wargames_view_at_norad.png
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
Balkan-Style Tallowy Croissants
sumptuous
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DwIQV.jpg
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/75160_506163399394036_1195084507_n.jpg
― there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha i might post that
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha that is great
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
that is from bill hitchert which is probably against the rules of this thread
― there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
yeah bh definitely a ringer but that is still fantastic
― balls, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/69713_543900208960452_662063600_n.jpg
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 October 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
It is sad to think that Obama's vision that includes all] our citizens also includes a few of those citizens on a kill list. TY fucked up Bush administration for even thinking such a thing was thinkable. TY Obama administration for not having the guts to repudiate such a terrible idea.
You wanna kill US citizens for what amounts to treason? OK then, follow the US Constitution, which provides clear guidelines for how it must be done.
― Aimless, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
Ah, what do you know, you're Aimless.
― Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2012 09:55 (eleven years ago) link
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the two beers.A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'The professor then produced two beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed.."Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else--the small stuff.""If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled and said, "I'm glad you asked. The beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers with a friend."
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..
"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else--the small stuff."
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.
Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled and said, "I'm glad you asked. The beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers with a friend."
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Friday, 19 October 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
WHO WRITES THIS SHIT??
― bryan "radical" ferry (clouds), Friday, 19 October 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
loooooool
― bansplain (electricsound), Friday, 19 October 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls."
That's not even true.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 19 October 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link