why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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also "how can you" gets the same results as "how can u"

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

which is more appropriate ms or mrs
which is more appropriate hispanic or latino
which is more appropriate miss or ms
which is more appropriate the mean or the median

i love google games

a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

what do you get if you win the Google games

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

you can get more results if you use the settings option on the results page - under Search Settings: Google Instand Predictions: select 'Never Show Instant Results' and you'll get the 10-result dropdown on the main page

:D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

sweet, thanks VG :)

a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

the way it's worded seems kinda counterintuitive but, shrug, it works

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

how can an individual get more results on Google

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

remember googlewhacking

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

lol

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

googlewhacking? ah, yes. (acquires far off look)

On Ask A Drunk, we created a symposium ("Paralytic Tomes and Carbuncular Aphorisms: An Online Symposium") designed solely to create googlewhacks for others to find and claim. Perhaps someday I will restore it, since it disappeared in the process of Greenspun subsiding into a stagnant puddle.

The Inventor of The Googlewhack, Mr. Gary Stock, banned this page. He responded to my inquiry into this as follows:

(The page was...) littered with nonsensical word sequences and lists. That site alone contributed two percent of all whacks in the last week of April. People were beginning to simply surf that site to find a goofy list, and submit a string of whacks from each page.

That particular page does include, for example, this sequence:

Kippered Hoopoe with Lungfish Chutney Chilled Bushbabies in Aspic
Glorious Figwort Smorgasbord
Creamed Cryptospores a la Greque
Balkan-Style Tallowy Croissants
Ungulate Fritters with Cream Gravy
Moussaka with Pineal Sweetbreads
Snouty Mulligatawny Stew
Ursine Viscera with Wasabi
Crusty Disemboweled Goshawks on Toast
Cassowarys in Ghee
Crunchy Analgesic Nougats Dipped in Chocolate
Farinaceous Remoulade of Pork
Curlews Parmigiana
Carmelized Owlet Festooned with Agglutinated Pinfeathers
Hoarfrost Provencal
Uncle Rabelais's Pantagruelian Goulash
Authentic Afghani Glutinous Burgoo
Yammering Scholiasts Stewed in Barleywine

Which contributed nearly a dozen whacks in as many minutes back in April. Not cool.

Aimless, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

I was especially proud of the Yammering Scholiasts Stewed in Barleywine. Mr. Stock was a humorless prat.

Aimless, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

Not cool.

lol

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

amazing forgotten ilx history

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

i remember walking past some little theater and I stopped and read the description of what was going on there and it was a one man show abt a guy who gets obsessed w googlwhacking

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

Dave Gorman?

ざっぴ (zappi), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

lolll

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

xp

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

"sir... our data is showing that two percent of ALL whacks are coming from one discrete website!"
"find it... isolate it... and shut it down."

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

dying

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

Balkan-Style Tallowy Croissants

sumptuous

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/DwIQV.jpg

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha i might post that

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaha that is great

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

that is from bill hitchert which is probably against the rules of this thread

there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

yeah bh definitely a ringer but that is still fantastic

balls, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

It is sad to think that Obama's vision that includes all] our citizens also includes a few of those citizens on a kill list. TY fucked up Bush administration for even thinking such a thing was thinkable. TY Obama administration for not having the guts to repudiate such a terrible idea.

You wanna kill US citizens for what amounts to treason? OK then, follow the US Constitution, which provides clear guidelines for how it must be done.

Aimless, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, what do you know, you're Aimless.

Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2012 09:55 (eleven years ago) link

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the two beers.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else--the small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled and said, "I'm glad you asked. The beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers with a friend."

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Friday, 19 October 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

WHO WRITES THIS SHIT??

bryan "radical" ferry (clouds), Friday, 19 October 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

loooooool

bansplain (electricsound), Friday, 19 October 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls."

That's not even true.

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 19 October 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link

play another 18...

scott seward, Friday, 19 October 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link

What kind of philosophy class was it? Degree level?

Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

Macro Studies 101

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 19 October 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

play golf, dont clean yr house, the bold recipe for happiness

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

The professor then got uniformly terrible feedback from his students, was fired, and lived out his days penniless and alone.

emil.y, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

and lived on sandy beer

Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

if the mayonnaise jar was full I would enjoy that story a lot more

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

or just rearrange that sentence so it's in english

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

thought there was going to be mayonnaise involved somehow.

continental op (doo dah), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

"I'm glad you asked. The mayonnaise just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a jar of mayonnaise with a friend."

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

Hmm.

continental op (doo dah), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

the mayonnaise shows you that life is shit

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

"There's always room for golf balls and sand in your beer" -Richard Feynman

Øystein, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

ha neil gaiman doesn't know how to spell the word 'something'

Mordy, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

what if yr mistake is not being out there doing something

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link


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