OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

https://twitter.com/ciderpress

^ important

thats definitely me

please guys, refer to nate as "@thebibandit" its what he would have wanted

nate?

DOXXED

lol @ the weird twitter "map"

^^

RiFF RAFF's clearly a pretty weird dude but I don't think he's 'weird twitter' really is he?

1 of many weird things abt that weird map

my working theory is that that is the map of weird twitter from the pov of the favstar crowd

this is my current fav. tweet ever: https://twitter.com/brendlewhat/status/29648462815432705

this is my favorite twitter account right now https://twitter.com/SuperMarioFact

#TEDxToronto #bikefurnace

yeah this is pretty good

can someone explain the origin of whatever is going on with that TEDx toronto thing

cops stealing bikes throwing them in a bike furnace, real fd up stuff

tell me more

Hatercles ‏@Goodtweets69
I brought my 5-year old son to #TEDxToronto he was dressed in his Halloween costume, a bike, now he's missing please help

first time slammer ‏@olhnso
So I just spoke with #TEDxToronto staffer re: missing bike as instructed. After writing down contact info he tried to kiss me. Not cool

god this is so messed up

Sprezz MacKenzie ‏@FuckYeasher
my bike has been stolen from work in Houston TX and a note says it is bound for #TEDxToronto furnaces? This isn't very green technology?

Eldritch Be'en' ‏@amuchmoreexotic
#TEDxToronto Two TED staff just rode past on a tandem crudely made from parts of my bike & others. Laughed at me, shouted sthg abt 'alchemy'

you guys seem really nice

dink?!

is there a full transcript of @BARTSIMSON_REAL

What kind of message board is this?

:O

what's going on? is wayne gretzky also a twitter guy? why does no one say hello to him? hello, wayne gretzky.

sup dude, this is cool kind of message board

just a cool place 2 chill out welcome friend

is there a full transcript of @BARTSIMSON_REAL

old BARTSIMSON_REAL tweets can be found by searching the timeline of @Bart_FreeCialis -- same account

the guy who ran that account is now @boring_as_heck iirc

what secret trails did wayne gretzsky follow to find his way here?

i just recoil at the the word weird tbh

lol

reminds me too much of myself in high school and the self-conscious weirdness of my drama clique

is digimon otis for real

what even is the difference in 2012

Digimon Otis ‏@DigimonOtis
@JakeBarnett_ Liberal and conservative are two sides of the same gutter. But http://breitbart.com consistently nails it.

no, 'digimonotis' was a character in a dril tweet originally

link?

feel like digimon otis and jay batman would get along

do these people "use" favstar ironically or what's the deal

ya i dont really get why favstar is a thing

I think it's just a way to link to your most commonly appreciated jokes/tweets, sort of a weird twitter c.v. And also to show appreciation to others (via "blowing up a favstar")

a gal just called into the best show asking if scharpling is familiar with weird twitter

hate when weird twitter dudes break character, i.e. @fart and @hell_homer. limited run accts like bartsimson_real and tilda swinton r funnier

I tend to think of @fart as just a regular dude nowadays, slightly eccentric

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HorseEbooks

Bart is back, I guess?