The professor then got uniformly terrible feedback from his students, was fired, and lived out his days penniless and alone.
― emil.y, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
and lived on sandy beer
― Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
if the mayonnaise jar was full I would enjoy that story a lot more
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
or just rearrange that sentence so it's in english
thought there was going to be mayonnaise involved somehow.
― continental op (doo dah), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm glad you asked. The mayonnaise just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a jar of mayonnaise with a friend."
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
Hmm.
― continental op (doo dah), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
the mayonnaise shows you that life is shit
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
"There's always room for golf balls and sand in your beer" -Richard Feynman
― Øystein, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/269979_412879695433156_211462452_n.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
ha neil gaiman doesn't know how to spell the word 'something'
― Mordy, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
what if yr mistake is not being out there doing something
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
haha didnt think of that comic book guy
if you're not out there doing something it means you're not making any mistakes
― ogmor, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'
He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'
Students, the answer is 'no'!
― jim, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
students there is a pattern here do u see it
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
what sort of dipshit philosophy class is this
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
fuck logic, this mayo jar represents ur life
take care of your golf balls, kids
class dismissed
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
could've at least used billiard balls so they'd get some marks on the final's hume question.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
Time for some fun!
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/22787_10151221173369441_748613259_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
ketchup
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
is that an in-n-out burger thing
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
five guys
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
My guess is "pebbles"
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure it needs a burger
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, but that's only six letters.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
insects
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
burgers
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
meatses
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
chagrin
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
twinkie
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
golfbal
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
smegmas
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
hamster
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
beef curtains
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
it fits you just have write it tiny
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/250595_10151088180958531_1011154882_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
I have 8668.81 hrs/year left
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
FEAR DEATH, BUY OUR PRODUCT
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
97 hours?
in what universe?
dear contiki I have fiberoptic so I spend LESS time downloading than I would on one of your stupid tours
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
well probably that NPR intern spends 97 hours/year downloading
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
(sorry, apparently I'm on a "sponsored image macros are stupid" kick today)
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
(well, even more stupid than nonsponsored ones)
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
sucks how much concentration and time it takes to download stuff, wish i could just do that in the background
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
That lady has an intent expression of "DOWNLOAD FASTER" on her face
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
maybe they're talking about telekinetic downloading, which would take a) loads of concentration and b) waaaay longer
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, what is that background image? I'm sure we've seen it somewhere before.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 19 October 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
"Each year you spend 97 hours downloading. Also, you have cancer."
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link