why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

burgers

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

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set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

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The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

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set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

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Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

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The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

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Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

beef curtains

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

it fits you just have write it tiny

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

I have 8668.81 hrs/year left

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

FEAR DEATH, BUY OUR PRODUCT

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

97 hours?

in what universe?

dear contiki I have fiberoptic so I spend LESS time downloading than I would on one of your stupid tours

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

well probably that NPR intern spends 97 hours/year downloading

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

(sorry, apparently I'm on a "sponsored image macros are stupid" kick today)

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

(well, even more stupid than nonsponsored ones)

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

sucks how much concentration and time it takes to download stuff, wish i could just do that in the background

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

That lady has an intent expression of "DOWNLOAD FASTER" on her face

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

maybe they're talking about telekinetic downloading, which would take a) loads of concentration and b) waaaay longer

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, what is that background image? I'm sure we've seen it somewhere before.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 19 October 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

"Each year you spend 97 hours downloading. Also, you have cancer."

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

each year you spend 97 hours downloading because you still have a dialup modem

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

At least we don't waste any time sitting in traffic.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 October 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

Each year you spend 97 hrs typing vowels.

Øystein, Friday, 19 October 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

each hour you spend 97 years downloading

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

maybe they are aiming their marketing at seniors

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

every year it takes 97 hours for you to figure out how to download

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

shit, I leave netflix on in the background at home, if that counts as downloading I probably spend months per years downloading

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 19 October 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING

Doctor Casino, Friday, 19 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

Each year you spend 97 hours excreting into a toilet.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 October 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

You could be doing that on a Contiki tour!

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

I have 8668.81 hrs/year left

― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, October 19, 2012 2:35 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hysterical lols, i dont even know why

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 October 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

Good antidote to bad .jpgs:

http://kanyewesanderson.tumblr.com/

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Sunday, 21 October 2012 05:39 (eleven years ago) link

^ literally the worst thing that has ever happened on the world wide web

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

haha oh GOD kill 'em all

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

Something for Halloween:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/222399_405973806136591_2000013325_n.jpg

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 22 October 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

oh ffs, OPEN A QUOTE MORANS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 October 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

maybe those are spooky ghost eyes

Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

i'm anti-science now btw cuz of facebook. angels, pins, aristotle, whatever. anything but science.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

more like the enbitemement.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

sorry.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

xxxpost yeah, i'm anti-Sue now based on a similar line of thought.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

Science!

Yeah that stuff annoys me. I get it, religious people are all idiots compared to science people, and there is no grey area in between.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 22 October 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

My dreams scare me all the time, I'm sick of falling off cliffs and whatnot in them. Too much cheese before bed.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Monday, 22 October 2012 06:13 (eleven years ago) link

"if you try to inseminate your husband he may find it difficult to conceive"

rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

do they mean like using a strap-on

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

preach on

Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link


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