why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Each year you spend 97 hours excreting into a toilet.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 October 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

You could be doing that on a Contiki tour!

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

I have 8668.81 hrs/year left

― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, October 19, 2012 2:35 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hysterical lols, i dont even know why

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 October 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

Good antidote to bad .jpgs:

http://kanyewesanderson.tumblr.com/

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Sunday, 21 October 2012 05:39 (eleven years ago) link

^ literally the worst thing that has ever happened on the world wide web

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

haha oh GOD kill 'em all

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

Something for Halloween:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/222399_405973806136591_2000013325_n.jpg

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 22 October 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

oh ffs, OPEN A QUOTE MORANS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 October 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

maybe those are spooky ghost eyes

Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

i'm anti-science now btw cuz of facebook. angels, pins, aristotle, whatever. anything but science.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

more like the enbitemement.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

sorry.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

xxxpost yeah, i'm anti-Sue now based on a similar line of thought.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

Science!

Yeah that stuff annoys me. I get it, religious people are all idiots compared to science people, and there is no grey area in between.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 22 October 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

My dreams scare me all the time, I'm sick of falling off cliffs and whatnot in them. Too much cheese before bed.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Monday, 22 October 2012 06:13 (eleven years ago) link

"if you try to inseminate your husband he may find it difficult to conceive"

rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

do they mean like using a strap-on

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

preach on

Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

don't try to grow a penis, ladies

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

^ ciscentrism

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

^ mansplaining

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

^ trying to be the mansplainer in your relationship

Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

;_;

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

^ emanticon

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

~.==.€:-) <-- emanticore

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

lol at "-30 if you can't add"

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

I am from Norwar

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

europe categories: top, meh, low and shit

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

feel like unemployed people are actually worse off than scientists tbh

iatee, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

p pissed off some feeb from sweden is getting 5 more points than me

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

have you considered getting a face transplant

iatee, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

idk, according to their scale I'm pretty damn privileged, which sounds about right

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

Hmmmmmm, yes. Some very strange assumptions there.

emil.y, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

Especially seeing as I scored 0 when I'm pretty sure I'm actually *quite* privileged.

emil.y, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

I got a 20 and my family was poor as dirt, but at least I'm from America Jr!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

have you considered getting a face transplant

― iatee, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 11:06 AM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

coming for u iatee, lock yr door m8

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

mordy I think this graph merits its own thread / poll

iatee, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

go for it

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

jewish +25 o rlly?

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ canada not even being an available choice, how US-privileged is that chart

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

First thing that stood out to me was "Bisexual +10", to be honest. In what world?

emil.y, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

also the super bonus for being jewish is a combination of 'smh' and 'go fuck yourself'

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

social autism -20
(freebee)

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

Jewish +25
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Jewish +25
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Jewish +25
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Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

HOW PRIVILEGED ARE YOU?

iatee, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

Altho at least the guy recognises the extra hurdles that Sammy Davis Jr. had to jump.

Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

lol

ENBB, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

hahah that is a joke right??? that must be a joke.christ.

max, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link


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