I've now gone 9 months without any intimate contact and about 4.5 years without having intercourse for longer than initial insertion, having been asked the three times my last girlfriend and I tried to remove it immediately. I like the dam/drought analogy. I think I'm 1/2 dammed, 1/2 droughted. I'm a serial monogamist who's terrified of getting into another bad relationship just for the sake of sex.
― Bryan, Monday, 22 October 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
Every time I see this thread I go
Sex droughtsisn't it niceluring disco dollies to a life of vice
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link
Sex drought, isn't it nowt, luring disco dollies to a life of gout...
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, September 21, 2010 9:49 PM (2 years ago)
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link
A girl spilled a drink on me last night. This is officially the most action I have gotten in my entire life. To celebrate I think I will stare at a cubicle wall for nine hours and listen to my neighbor in the cubefarm talk about her kids and then maybe jump off a bridge
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
I feel that way a lot of the time, too.
― Bryan, Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://s3.freefoto.com/images/9907/03/9907_03_19_web.jpg
Maybe? I dunno, it's been a weird night
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Sunday, 28 October 2012 06:48 (eleven years ago) link
:-D
― ljubljana, Sunday, 28 October 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe, though? I don't think anything's going to come of it but it's hard to think of a cute girl grinding on my junk to "Dancing With Myself" as anything but a step in the right direction
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
Also an unexpected text: "I totally support your gender neutrality btw". In a way maybe the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
:) that's great!
― 乒乓, Monday, 29 October 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
Robyn is always a step in right direction. A chunky-shoed dance step, I like to think.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't know Robyn was covering Billy Idol nowadays
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
Oh sorry, I heard that title to the tune of "Dancing on my Own"! Haha I don't know the Billy Idol song, I fail at the 80s.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
wait WAHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU
ALL TIME
also it's about masturbation so it's thread appropriate
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
dude you've just kinda ruined that song for me
― chow mein kampf (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, "Dancing with Myself" is one of the best songs ever. Fact.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
Can someone explain to a slack-jawed yokel what the cloud photo was representing?
― Bryan, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
the potential end of a drought
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
Thanks. It's similar for me.
― Bryan, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
you guyyys
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
[is still in the whiny early days of drought, shuts up]
drought is a personal experience
― but with socks instead of football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
nobody gets to tell you you're not thirsty
it's hoos, he probably means he's walking home from the last shower
― sug night (sic), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
Masturbation is kinda like drinking piss or sea water: you can do it and survive but not for long. Or maybe it's like only drinking Brawndo. I need to have some sex. :-(
― Bryan, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
I see clouds rolling in.
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
xpost guess I'm effectively amphibious at this point
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
My gf will be here on Friday!!
― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Baseball_2B.svg/220px-Baseball_2B.svg.png http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/34/Confusion_-_New_Order.jpg/220px-Confusion_-_New_Order.jpg
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Thursday, 1 November 2012 06:01 (eleven years ago) link
been about 5 months for me, myeloma NAGL
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 November 2012 06:05 (eleven years ago) link
Every teenage boy knows the "baseball metaphor" thing. There's never been any consensus whatsoever as to what anything but home plate signifies, yet everybody insists that their interpretation (and only theirs) is the one true meaning
In any case TT things are lookin' up...
― soaked (Lee626), Thursday, 1 November 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
I'd LOVE some 2nd base action.
― Bryan, Thursday, 1 November 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
Arranged for a Frankenstorm of drought-busters and participated in my first organized orgy. Sploosh.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 2 November 2012 06:15 (eleven years ago) link
When it rains, it.... holy shit this is a hurricane!
http://sheraby.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/morton-salt.jpg?w=240&h=240
― soaked (Lee626), Friday, 2 November 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link
1st base - kissing2nd base - gropinglong lead off 2nd - manual stimulation3rd base - oralhome run - sexstealing home - anal
just FYI
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
inside the park home run - ?
― 乒乓, Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
suicide squeeze - ?
manual stimulation
For some reason, this calls to mind whenever I read a criminal complaint containing the phrase "digital penetration."
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
What is "heavy petting"?
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
safety squeeze
― mookieproof, Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
Struck out again this weekend....
― Lee626, Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
Tinkers to Evers to Chance - orgy
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 4 November 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
"petting" makes me think of Boyd Rice's creepy interview with Tiny Tim
― crüt, Sunday, 4 November 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
Petting is the worst word ever
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 4 November 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
pesky pole
― mookieproof, Sunday, 4 November 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
In church they would always emphasize avoiding the lurid sin of PETTING and I am going to secure a place in heaven because that's just imprecise language.
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Sunday, 4 November 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
what is a call to the bullpen
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 4 November 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://iye.com/images/items/full/DSCN27853300.JPG ?
― sug night (sic), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned),
thought an orgy was "both dugouts emptied after the batter was plunked"
― Hans von Jerkoffsky (WilliamC), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
getting a minor celebrity in for the first toss
― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link