OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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this is my current fav. tweet ever: https://twitter.com/brendlewhat/status/29648462815432705

s.clover, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

this is my favorite twitter account right now https://twitter.com/SuperMarioFact

ciderpress, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

#TEDxToronto #bikefurnace

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

yeah this is pretty good

ciderpress, Friday, 26 October 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

can someone explain the origin of whatever is going on with that TEDx toronto thing

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

cops stealing bikes throwing them in a bike furnace, real fd up stuff

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

tell me more

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

Hatercles ‏@Goodtweets69
I brought my 5-year old son to #TEDxToronto he was dressed in his Halloween costume, a bike, now he's missing please help

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

first time slammer ‏@olhnso
So I just spoke with #TEDxToronto staffer re: missing bike as instructed. After writing down contact info he tried to kiss me. Not cool

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

god this is so messed up

乒乓, Friday, 26 October 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

Sprezz MacKenzie ‏@FuckYeasher
my bike has been stolen from work in Houston TX and a note says it is bound for #TEDxToronto furnaces? This isn't very green technology?

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

Eldritch Be'en' ‏@amuchmoreexotic
#TEDxToronto Two TED staff just rode past on a tandem crudely made from parts of my bike & others. Laughed at me, shouted sthg abt 'alchemy'

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

you guys seem really nice

Wayne Gretzky, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

dink?!

乒乓, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

is there a full transcript of @BARTSIMSON_REAL

conrad, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

What kind of message board is this?

Wayne Gretzky, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

:O

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

what's going on? is wayne gretzky also a twitter guy? why does no one say hello to him? hello, wayne gretzky.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

sup dude, this is cool kind of message board

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

just a cool place 2 chill out welcome friend

Clay, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

is there a full transcript of @BARTSIMSON_REAL

old BARTSIMSON_REAL tweets can be found by searching the timeline of @Bart_FreeCialis -- same account

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

the guy who ran that account is now @boring_as_heck iirc

ciderpress, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

what secret trails did wayne gretzsky follow to find his way here?

ogmor, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

i just recoil at the the word weird tbh

lol

Lamp, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

reminds me too much of myself in high school and the self-conscious weirdness of my drama clique

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

is digimon otis for real

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 November 2012 05:19 (eleven years ago) link

what even is the difference in 2012

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Sunday, 4 November 2012 05:21 (eleven years ago) link

Digimon Otis ‏@DigimonOtis
@JakeBarnett_ Liberal and conservative are two sides of the same gutter. But http://breitbart.com consistently nails it.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 November 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

no, 'digimonotis' was a character in a dril tweet originally

max, Sunday, 4 November 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

link?

乒乓, Sunday, 4 November 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

feel like digimon otis and jay batman would get along

乒乓, Sunday, 4 November 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

do these people "use" favstar ironically or what's the deal

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 November 2012 05:49 (eleven years ago) link

ya i dont really get why favstar is a thing

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 10 November 2012 07:53 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's just a way to link to your most commonly appreciated jokes/tweets, sort of a weird twitter c.v. And also to show appreciation to others (via "blowing up a favstar")

Clay, Saturday, 10 November 2012 08:09 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

a gal just called into the best show asking if scharpling is familiar with weird twitter

dell (del), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

hate when weird twitter dudes break character, i.e. @fart and @hell_homer. limited run accts like bartsimson_real and tilda swinton r funnier

black redhead (spazzmatazz), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

I tend to think of @fart as just a regular dude nowadays, slightly eccentric

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HorseEbooks

s.clover, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

Bart is back, I guess?

it just might not jive with you (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 08:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WkKej.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 December 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

truth comes out

wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Saturday, 1 December 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 1 December 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

was that kattwilliamsferrell fallout? it keeps giving.

s.clover, Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

theres one joke i do not get

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

have you heard the one about steve jobs, johnny cash, bob hope

乒乓, Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

is @ChuckGrassley weird twitter, did he start out as a joke twitter then a senator later on

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 December 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

weird senate

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 December 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

would vote

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 3 December 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

http://i46.tinypic.com/2aj29ex.jpg

sad faces at Terror Castle (reddening), Monday, 3 December 2012 09:59 (eleven years ago) link

to be a joke twitter account..

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 3 December 2012 10:32 (eleven years ago) link


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