why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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"The store sent them back to the plant" = American

"turning their mums into a 24-hour taxi service" = Britishes

rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

you've never had it so peachy

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

in the future, every facebook chain letter will make it around the world, picking up regional slang, and perhaps even a few non-english phrases in the middle

it really needs a few fan death refs to get the party going

d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

also, old people shd face up to the fact that they've helped to fuck the planet over just like every generation before and after them.

rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

some already do. others are dicks.

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

post-WW2 to present pretty much did so in brave new ways, by basically converting society into an automobile-centric, fossil fuel-dependent sprawl

d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

oh god

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/320315_4894147675824_881048126_n.jpg

goole, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

that is the worst (witch)

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

Lair of the White Worm!

nickn, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

hunt for red october!

balls, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

roseanne isn't a movie :(

bansplain (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

Who am I trying to kid, it's Rocky Horror...

nickn, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

Oscar! :P

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

Clue

pandemic, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

bahahaha! now i am judging you all! i am forming my opinions of you based on the information you have just given me! this makes sense!

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

when i think of tim curry i think of this song cuz i used to have the 45.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiLNCJdXmX0

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

i love name songs.

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

life is a rock (but the radio rolled me) being my all-time fave.

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

was gonna joke home alone 2 but then I realized that's my real answer

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Thursday, 25 October 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

...

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

...so he monitors her every move on a wall of blood-red TVs.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

He "won't let her" is so fucking controlling. How about "a real man will offer to help"...?

Aimless, Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

a real man will mansplain...

With extreme tenderness - flexible - always guided by the words (get bent), Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

'Mansplain' should be thrown under the bus.

Aimless, Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

a real man will let her...out of the basement on Saturdays

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

a real men

d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

Annie is always in the back of my mind somewhere when I see Tim Curry

infowars.go.com (los blue jeans), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

yeeeeees

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u28bo1sZiyk

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link

Worst Witch FWIW

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 09:00 (eleven years ago) link

just found the motherload of crap macros https://www.facebook.com/pages/99-Ice-Cream/76377361333

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

Hate that motherfuckin guy.

Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

what i hate about those kind of macros is they're always telling you how to live your life in a kind of "Hey asshole, what you doing sitting at your work desk reading Facebook on your lunchbreak? You should be out there white water rafting and saving endangered animals and shit ~Paul McCartney"

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

Paul "Total" Coelho

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

It's totally fucking Rocky Horror but that is dumb and weird. Darkness from Legend is a good one too though. Also, I love Tim Curry.

ENBB, Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

well if I had already written a bunch of hit songs and bestselling books and had royalties pouring in I'd probably feel pretty free to do what I want to now too

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

The Brazilian Alain de Botton

Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

"i eat cannibals, it's incredible" - paul coelho

a short history of takei (clouds), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

still so mad I tried reading an alain de botton book, thanks for the warning about this coelho dude

d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

<3 you xp

these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/306590_461158070593530_1104875597_n.jpg

i just woke up so my brain is not at 100% operating power yet but i don't understand this one; share if you're harboring a serial killer?

these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

No I think it means if there's someone you could kill if you could get away with it.

ENBB, Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link


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