why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (20986 of them)

i love name songs.

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

life is a rock (but the radio rolled me) being my all-time fave.

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

was gonna joke home alone 2 but then I realized that's my real answer

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Thursday, 25 October 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

...

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

...so he monitors her every move on a wall of blood-red TVs.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

He "won't let her" is so fucking controlling. How about "a real man will offer to help"...?

Aimless, Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

a real man will mansplain...

With extreme tenderness - flexible - always guided by the words (get bent), Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

'Mansplain' should be thrown under the bus.

Aimless, Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

a real man will let her...out of the basement on Saturdays

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

a real men

d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

Annie is always in the back of my mind somewhere when I see Tim Curry

infowars.go.com (los blue jeans), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

yeeeeees

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u28bo1sZiyk

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link

Worst Witch FWIW

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 09:00 (eleven years ago) link

just found the motherload of crap macros https://www.facebook.com/pages/99-Ice-Cream/76377361333

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

Hate that motherfuckin guy.

Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

what i hate about those kind of macros is they're always telling you how to live your life in a kind of "Hey asshole, what you doing sitting at your work desk reading Facebook on your lunchbreak? You should be out there white water rafting and saving endangered animals and shit ~Paul McCartney"

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

Paul "Total" Coelho

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

It's totally fucking Rocky Horror but that is dumb and weird. Darkness from Legend is a good one too though. Also, I love Tim Curry.

ENBB, Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

well if I had already written a bunch of hit songs and bestselling books and had royalties pouring in I'd probably feel pretty free to do what I want to now too

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

The Brazilian Alain de Botton

Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

"i eat cannibals, it's incredible" - paul coelho

a short history of takei (clouds), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

still so mad I tried reading an alain de botton book, thanks for the warning about this coelho dude

d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

<3 you xp

these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/306590_461158070593530_1104875597_n.jpg

i just woke up so my brain is not at 100% operating power yet but i don't understand this one; share if you're harboring a serial killer?

these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

No I think it means if there's someone you could kill if you could get away with it.

ENBB, Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

Took me a second though and I've been up for 5 hours.

ENBB, Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

people should have more confidence in their crime planning skills

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

one day, when i finally want to go to prison, i'm gonna kill that motherfucker who is stopping me

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

^^ otm

d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

many xposts to clouds: you are full of WIN, that was awesome

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

"I'm okay with going to prison. I just haven't found the right power-drill yet."

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

Paul "Total" Coelho

― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, October 25, 2012 1:52 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I only discovered last week that Toto Coelo were called Total Coelo in the States. Not entirely convinced that anyone would have mistaken them for a Toto side project, but still...

emil.y, Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

ha yes phil d made the joke first xps

a short history of takei (clouds), Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

Yours is miles better.

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

- Bob Marley

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

grazie

toto coolio (clouds), Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

Whoever repost from effin George Takei, really.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

No I think it means if there's someone you could kill if you could get away with it.

― ENBB, Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:50 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha i had touble working this one out myself. i thought it was some kind of stressed parent thing; "i'm only feeding you because child neglect is illegal"

goole, Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

how have i lived in the US for 6 years without learning that toto coelo were renamed total coelo here???

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

No I think it means if there's someone you could kill if you could get away with it.

― ENBB, Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:50 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah! i see it now

still, geez

these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

its probably a good thing that you had trouble w/ it

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

Contiki 2: The Revenge

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524899_10151086391688531_115997984_n.jpg

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

...eat chips WITH GRAVY

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

Yep, you need to spend far more time than that eating chips. C'mon guys, your chip-eating potential is not being met here.

emil.y, Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.