why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

well if I had already written a bunch of hit songs and bestselling books and had royalties pouring in I'd probably feel pretty free to do what I want to now too

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The Brazilian Alain de Botton

"i eat cannibals, it's incredible" - paul coelho

still so mad I tried reading an alain de botton book, thanks for the warning about this coelho dude

<3 you xp

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i just woke up so my brain is not at 100% operating power yet but i don't understand this one; share if you're harboring a serial killer?

No I think it means if there's someone you could kill if you could get away with it.

Took me a second though and I've been up for 5 hours.

people should have more confidence in their crime planning skills

one day, when i finally want to go to prison, i'm gonna kill that motherfucker who is stopping me

^^ otm

many xposts to clouds: you are full of WIN, that was awesome

"I'm okay with going to prison. I just haven't found the right power-drill yet."

Paul "Total" Coelho

― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, October 25, 2012 1:52 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I only discovered last week that Toto Coelo were called Total Coelo in the States. Not entirely convinced that anyone would have mistaken them for a Toto side project, but still...

ha yes phil d made the joke first xps

Yours is miles better.

- Bob Marley

grazie

Whoever repost from effin George Takei, really.

No I think it means if there's someone you could kill if you could get away with it.

― ENBB, Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:50 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha i had touble working this one out myself. i thought it was some kind of stressed parent thing; "i'm only feeding you because child neglect is illegal"

how have i lived in the US for 6 years without learning that toto coelo were renamed total coelo here???

No I think it means if there's someone you could kill if you could get away with it.

― ENBB, Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:50 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah! i see it now

still, geez

its probably a good thing that you had trouble w/ it

Contiki 2: The Revenge

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...eat chips WITH GRAVY

Yep, you need to spend far more time than that eating chips. C'mon guys, your chip-eating potential is not being met here.

hahaha really living

anyway they're talking about living

I'm more interested in L-I-V-I-N

I have spent WAY more than 52 hours eating chips. I mean ffs.

emil.y otm

like, it really does sound like its gently urging you to eat more chips

malt vinegar chips
chips & gravy
chips & curry
fish & chips
chips & garlic aioli/mayo
chips & poutiiiineeeee ie poutine

in american that sounds like it's telling you to start eating fries instead of boring old chips

every year i spend 4 months crossing the pacific in a canoe - thor heyerdahl

who spends an HOUR consuming fries per week?

in high school I could have easily spent FIVE hours a week consuming fries

they take a long time to eat when they're hot, dude

we're talking like a minute a fry here

to spend an hour a week eating fries, I would have to eat fries with pretty much every meal, I think.

I guess I'm already "really living"

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lol @ Handyman experience being seen as an advantage over Law Professor experience

freedom biscuit

he employed over 1,000 people! that's almost as many people as America!

great "doy-oy-oy" expressions on their faces there

we need a handyman to build this country back up...one chair at a time

freedom biscuit, justice just juice

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lol

I wish the US would wake up and realize fries ("chips") are fuckin' amazing with gravy. Way better than ketchup.

^^^

we have that a bunch of places, just not usually fast food