why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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tell me about the one about the mythological creature that *gasp* really exists, now there's an original thought

ざっぴ (zappi), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

tell me a story about how i was sonning u on twitter and u pussed out and blocked me

seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaha

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

we should start a blocked by pissy celebs on twitter club

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

tell me a story that isn't about Amanda Palmer plz thk you

fuckit, just tell me American Gods and Neverwhere.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

answering "does a dog have the buddha-nature?" with a resounding "yes" I suppose

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 26 October 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

Ohhhh no,
They say he's got to go
Dog dog,
Dog Buddha

Ohhhhh no,
There goes Tokyo
Dog dog,
Dog Buddha

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/f0/2/AAAADPYCYSMAAAAAAPAhag.jpg?v=1284458116000

Dog Buddha, he'll do anything for you
Dog Buddha, just tell me what you want me to

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link

http://buddhadog.com/POM%20-%20Buddha%20-%20Scan%20for%20Email.JPG

Just like his wife before she freezed on him,
Just like his wife when she was beau-ti-ful,
He shouted out, I'm
ALLLLLLLLL YOURS!
Dog Buddha, Dog Buddha, Dog Buddha-ya-ya

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

ex+

Mark G, Saturday, 27 October 2012 09:47 (eleven years ago) link

how 'random'

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://digitalmarketer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/arknifepromo.jpg

Mark G, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

I want absolute rights
With my-y-y Lapplander hunting knife

Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

LOL

balls, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

Absolute rights cut venison absolutely

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

This person clearly took a graphic design course.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/548350_10151238422834617_1679370453_n.jpg

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

Mu!

Three Word Username, Friday, 2 November 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

PROBLEM:

Neil S, Friday, 2 November 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

someone should make a macro using sagat's "funk dat"

happy little (clouds), Friday, 2 November 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder what coffee that is? They blurred the logo so I can't tell.

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Friday, 2 November 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

Queequegs

Neil S, Friday, 2 November 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

At least I can see that the song that everyone loves is played by a 11 year old lad that can just about wave a bow at a violin...

Mark G, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

I won't pay a dollar for either, I chronically steal both

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

roxymuzak is the lead singer for the band Gay Dad Death Grips

d-_-b (mh), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

i'm pretty sure even a venti coffee at starbucks is less than $3

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT FACEBOOK MACROS!!!

Neil S, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

every espresso-based drink made at Starbucks is colloquially referred to as a "coffee" by half the people I know

yes, I find it massively irritating

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

the phrase "a coffee" itself bothers me

happy little (clouds), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

What about "a cup of coffee" ?

Mark G, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

that's fine xp

happy little (clouds), Friday, 2 November 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

wait that's not Bob Marley, that's a lion

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 2 November 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

Bob Marley, creator of The Lion King

seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 November 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

Hakuna matata

- Bob Marley

Neil S, Friday, 2 November 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

RAAAAWWWWWR

- Bob Marley

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 November 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

waaaaaazzzzzzzzzzaaaaaap! i iz a lion! - bob marley

scott seward, Friday, 2 November 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

Bob Marlion

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Friday, 2 November 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

i & i and the lion of buddha will set you free, dog - bob marley

scott seward, Friday, 2 November 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

I'm king of the jungle

- Bob Marley

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 November 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

this is my new idea for adding attribution to unattributed inspirational quotes:

http://s13.postimage.org/qm1rj93g7/inspirationalpercent20quotespercent204_4341.jpg

seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 November 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

These all remind me of:

Homer: Well Marge, have you ever seen a field glow like that?
Marge: It's eerily beautiful, but are you sure this is safe?
Homer: Of course not. But you know something? Sometimes you
have to break the rules to free your heart.
Marge: You got that from a movie poster.
Homer: Well, when there's nothing left to believe in, believe in
hope.
Marge: Where'd you get that?
Homer: From the producers of "Waiting to Exhale."

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Friday, 2 November 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

eazy-e macro needs a red ribbon

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 November 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

RIP

HOT FRUIT (Matt P), Friday, 2 November 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

YES

happy little (clouds), Friday, 2 November 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

"Dreams Can Come True"

happy little (clouds), Friday, 2 November 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link


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