my greatest lifes work ruined
― I'M THE ONLY ON (jjjusten), Friday, 26 October 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
"I could write a contract that would make your dick shrivel" is in the running as one of the strangest things ever said on this message board
― DJP, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link
^ As posted by Orbit (cstarrcstar...) , August 15th, 2003
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:00 (four years ago) link
co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!co-worker: o_O
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>
ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM bookmarkflaglink
― castanuts (DJP), Friday, 18 February 2022 19:03 (two years ago) link
Reviving solely because of the dick-shriveling contract
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 17:58 (two months ago) link