OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

you guys seem really nice

dink?!

is there a full transcript of @BARTSIMSON_REAL

What kind of message board is this?

:O

what's going on? is wayne gretzky also a twitter guy? why does no one say hello to him? hello, wayne gretzky.

sup dude, this is cool kind of message board

just a cool place 2 chill out welcome friend

is there a full transcript of @BARTSIMSON_REAL

old BARTSIMSON_REAL tweets can be found by searching the timeline of @Bart_FreeCialis -- same account

the guy who ran that account is now @boring_as_heck iirc

what secret trails did wayne gretzsky follow to find his way here?

i just recoil at the the word weird tbh

lol

reminds me too much of myself in high school and the self-conscious weirdness of my drama clique

is digimon otis for real

what even is the difference in 2012

Digimon Otis ‏@DigimonOtis
@JakeBarnett_ Liberal and conservative are two sides of the same gutter. But http://breitbart.com consistently nails it.

no, 'digimonotis' was a character in a dril tweet originally

link?

feel like digimon otis and jay batman would get along

do these people "use" favstar ironically or what's the deal

ya i dont really get why favstar is a thing

I think it's just a way to link to your most commonly appreciated jokes/tweets, sort of a weird twitter c.v. And also to show appreciation to others (via "blowing up a favstar")

a gal just called into the best show asking if scharpling is familiar with weird twitter

hate when weird twitter dudes break character, i.e. @fart and @hell_homer. limited run accts like bartsimson_real and tilda swinton r funnier

I tend to think of @fart as just a regular dude nowadays, slightly eccentric

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HorseEbooks

Bart is back, I guess?

http://i.imgur.com/WkKej.png

truth comes out

lol

was that kattwilliamsferrell fallout? it keeps giving.

theres one joke i do not get

have you heard the one about steve jobs, johnny cash, bob hope

is @ChuckGrassley weird twitter, did he start out as a joke twitter then a senator later on

weird senate

would vote

http://i46.tinypic.com/2aj29ex.jpg

to be a joke twitter account..

I have my suspicions about this guy: https://twitter.com/Pontifex

bit self involved

http://i.imgur.com/KNCTn.png

doppelganger space lizard accounts

Bento Box XVI

i just got a junk message from someone w/this user description, i am really praying there is some kind of bio-harvesting bot that generated its poetry:

@Javierhjtksb
Award-winning bacon trailblazer. Devoted travel fan. Webaholic. Thinker. Creator. Social media guru. Tv advocate
Kinshasa

omg me too! not the same user tho!

some spam genius must have figured out that those words will get you noticed on twitter hahahaha

lol @ bacon trailblazer

is that an internet thing

it is the whole internet

hoos check the bio of that social media ~thinker~ who used to bug you & see if he's a bacon trailblazer or not

@laurenW4tson follows you

General problem solver. Incurable bacon expert. Twitter junkie. Web advocate. Troublemaker. Musicaholic. Hardcore social media fanatic.

incredible, powerful twenty four hours at @ox_metaphor