my boss got fired yesterday for stealing 2,500 from our store.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 2 November 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link
it was party ok bcuz he was incompetent and no one liked him, but i think he stole our tips u_u
― J0rdan S., Friday, 2 November 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link
partly*
did you have a party tho
― ledge, Friday, 2 November 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link
well everyday from yesterday forward, so in a way, yes.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 2 November 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
stop snitchin
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 2 November 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, I got fired. If anyone knows of a job that’s available in Boston ... let a brother know. Or I suppose I could start panhandling in Harvard Square.
― Mr. Goodman, Friday, 2 November 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
my boss has a habit of sending me emails on friday or so once every three months that basically read "you me and the co-owner need to meet at noon on monday" and then offer no additional info when I ask; so every three months I walk around going "am i fired?" and they generally suggest I start work on something that totally confounds me, I tackle it and then repeat.But every time I spend three days walking around going "am i fired?" and i always feel like it's gonna be this time. And this is this time.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:20 (fifteen years ago) link
From across the house, the gf hears me sighing and immediately asks what's wrong now. I should really not look at my email after I get home.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:21 (fifteen years ago) link
damn, sorry forks
hope shit works out for you quickly
― the name's ban. suggest ban (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link
:-( I'm so sorry.
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Agh, I'm sorry forks.
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link
But really? You found out by email? That's LOW.
oh, wait hang on!I am not fired!I am just perennially worried that I'm gettin' fired!Do not be sorry for me!
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link
lol u fucker
― the name's ban. suggest ban (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link
By "This is this time" I just mean the cycle of getting that email is repeating itself. NOT FIRED! NOT FIRED! CANDYMAN! CANDYMAN! CANDYMAN!
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link
:( sorry Forks
― wilter, Friday, 20 March 2009 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Honestly, i'm sure i'm NOT getting fired (i think), it's just that I get these weird mystery emails and then never get a response as to what they're about, just "we'll talk about it on monday" and then i get charlie brown stomachaches all weekend for no reason.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago) link
I AM NOT FIREDDO NOT BE SORRY FOR MEIN THIS ECONOMY
God, though now i feel jinxed and you have me positive I'm gonna come back here on Monday and have to be like "i am not crying wolf this time"oh god charlie brown stomachache is coming and i have tied my peanut butter sandwich in a knot
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:48 (fifteen years ago) link
i really should stop reading newspapers
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry forks:(
― estela, Friday, 20 March 2009 02:52 (fifteen years ago) link
NOT FIREDDON'T FEEL BAD FOR MESO MANY HUNGRY CHILDREN NEED YOUR PITY
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:52 (fifteen years ago) link
awful :(
― wilter, Friday, 20 March 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link
okay, please paypal whatever u can afford to forksclovet✧✧✧@i✧✧.c✧✧just until i can get on my feet again
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Forks, we are all praying for you.
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:58 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry your boss decided you are a forks in the road:(
― estela, Friday, 20 March 2009 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link
:(
as someone unemployed rite now, i feel for you. thanks for sharing your story, it takes guts
― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Friday, 20 March 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Good luck USAForks
― one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 20 March 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh no, Forks! I just saw your revive and I'm so sorry for your loss... I'm usually not religious at all, but your horrible misfortune got me praying. I'm trying to find a silver lining here, but sometimes, there just isn't one (maybe you won't be able to afford that girlfriend anymore after this weekend, is that helping?)
Stay strong and hang in there, man. *chokes up*
― StanM, Friday, 20 March 2009 05:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry to (maybe) hear this, dude
― kingfish, Friday, 20 March 2009 06:09 (fifteen years ago) link
People, forks is PROBABLY NOT FIRED.
― moley, Friday, 20 March 2009 06:23 (fifteen years ago) link
You are one cold hearted son of a bitch.
― bnw, Friday, 20 March 2009 06:31 (fifteen years ago) link
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― cathlamet wa (jergins), Friday, 20 March 2009 06:35 (fifteen years ago) link
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― StanM, Friday, 20 March 2009 07:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Forks your bravery on this thread is really impressive but if you feel you need to vent then by all means do so.
― Local Garda, Friday, 20 March 2009 09:38 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry forks
― lo (cozwn), Friday, 20 March 2009 09:39 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry you got fired
can someone link the merriweather post pavillion leak for forks, he got fired
― lo (cozwn), Friday, 20 March 2009 09:40 (fifteen years ago) link
we shouldn't be joking, someone has just been fired here.
― Local Garda, Friday, 20 March 2009 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr262/g_bourke888/hang_in_there_kitty.jpg
Just now read about this awful news Forks, I'm so sorry...
Thinkig about u. :-((((
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 20 March 2009 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't most companies do staff evaluations every few months or so?
Though it might be nice if they said that was what they were doing, not just leaving you hanging in the SACK PARANOIA.
― We're The Glitter On The Breeze (Masonic Boom), Friday, 20 March 2009 09:55 (fifteen years ago) link
:-( good luck Forks!
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 20 March 2009 10:15 (fifteen years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RlLt69PT-3I/AAAAAAAAAEI/0BqOF_ORR_Q/s400/sadfork.png
― StanM, Friday, 20 March 2009 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Okay, so this turned out to be me being grilled about something someone else did that's got them freaked out. I am apparently not under siege.Really wish they'd just let me know what the problem is rather than keep me uncomfortable for four days. I ate a buncha Tums this morning.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 March 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Phew!
― StanM, Monday, 23 March 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
gutted for you anyway
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
congrats on not getting fired
― mh, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
congrats on your teen pregnancy
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
They'd probably fire you on a Friday instead of a Monday anyway.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.usajobs.gov/Search/?k=EditorThe Marines need you
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 17 February 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link
You don't want me despoiling the region, big fella, and it sounds like too much work.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 February 2018 14:11 (six years ago) link
Look at all the other locations where an experienced GS-1084 could contribute, though
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 18 February 2018 14:36 (six years ago) link
Sorry 1035. I get all my 10XX series mixed up now
How hilarious is it when you are being canned in 2 weeks, and you are told to go the extra mile (on something you've never had to do before) because "this editor (who you've never heard of before) IS PICKY"? lol, what's my motivation?
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link
filling the time
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 March 2018 17:42 (six years ago) link
the warm glow of satisfaction which follows a job well done, presumably
― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 March 2018 17:43 (six years ago) link
The gall
― valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 16 March 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link
the spleen
― when worlds collide I'll see you again (Jon not Jon), Friday, 16 March 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
the goin' postal
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2018 18:13 (six years ago) link
sorry to hear about this vg, mark and morbs best to you allmy wife's been out of work for 7 months definitely relate to the stress
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 17 March 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link
yeah Morbs, seriously fuck that. don't even go an extra inch. you don't owe them shit.
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link