Some lines I still use:"I can HANDLE it.""Take one of the captain."
― NA (Nick A.), Sunday, 4 April 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago) link
― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 4 April 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link
― Aja (aja), Sunday, 4 April 2004 19:22 (twenty years ago) link
― ron (ron), Sunday, 4 April 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 4 April 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Barima (Barima), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago) link
"Check it out, he looks like the cowardly Lion"
And he fuckin' does! He does!
― Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Prude (Prude), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:42 (twenty years ago) link
confusing "Sold my Fortune" for "Sold my Futon"
"check it out. I give to the poor" butthead, stuffing photocopied coins into a charity box at the store, trying to impress the cashier girl.
"chicks have crotches? well I'll be damned", B&B watching pj harvey dance on the back on a truck.
― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 April 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago) link
Mr. Anderson: "I'd like a hamburger, a milkshake, and a small fry."Butthead: "What?"Mr. Anderson: "I didn't order 'what'!"
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 04:07 (twenty years ago) link
beavis: he's good!butthead: he's God!!
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 04:08 (twenty years ago) link
― ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 10 April 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link
― daria g (daria g), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:51 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:51 (twenty years ago) link
Butthead: He looks like the idiot in 'My Three Sons' who's always saying 'Hey! Uncle Charlie!'
Beavis: My three sons of bitches!
Printed words don't do this proper justice, but it really was one of the funniest things I ever heard.
Also, the episode when they went to shop class and Beavis slices off his finger on the table saw.
― Kjoerup, Sunday, 11 April 2004 08:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 11 April 2004 08:55 (twenty years ago) link
I like the one where they put motor oil in the deep fat fryer at the fast food restaurant they work at. Also when they are forced by the hippie teacher dude (!) to join the self-help group and they get all the recovering alcoholics to bag it and go buy them beer.
― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 11 April 2004 09:03 (twenty years ago) link
I think one of the funniest lines on Daria was when they were going paintballing and one of the dorky kids asks the Vietnam veteran type teacher "will we be running a buddy system on the trip"
And he just seeths and his eye bulges and goes, "I HAD A BUDDY ONCE, THEN I GOT HOOOOOOOOOME, AND HE'D MARRIED. MY. MOOOOOOOTHER!"
― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 10:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Ricardo (RickyT), Sunday, 11 April 2004 10:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 10:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Ricardo (RickyT), Sunday, 11 April 2004 10:56 (twenty years ago) link
OTM. When I was in high school and the show first started, I hated it, because I was like, "What the fuck, it's just like hanging out with the guys in the smoking section, so what?" After I'd graduated and caught it again in reruns, I said, "Holy shit, it's just like hanging out with the guys in the smoking section, that's genius."
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:14 (twenty years ago) link
i love king of the hill. not as funny as b&b but it has its great momentx.
― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link
― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 12 April 2004 01:54 (twenty years ago) link
― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 12 April 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 12 April 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago) link
― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 12 April 2004 01:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 12 April 2004 02:03 (twenty years ago) link
i knew a guy from high school who has practically a dead-ringer for beavis -- both looks-wise AND personality-wise.
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 August 2006 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link
XD
― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― stet (stet), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― stet (stet), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― stet (stet), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:28 (seventeen years ago) link
slayer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qenpohsZl2w
nirvana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8quisQlAQ
"yes! Nirvarna rules!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNeD3TBdm4g
Beavis starts talking to the Suicidal Tendencies video -> Couch Fishing -> Bee Gees
"Is this the Black Crowes?""No, dude, this is COOL."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sgDl7HJOjk
the entire Christmas episode
― kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 17 August 2006 03:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Thursday, 17 August 2006 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link
absolute genius, the whole thing.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 17 August 2006 08:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 17 August 2006 08:45 (seventeen years ago) link
Here’s a scene from 'Beavis and Butt-Head' reacting to TikTok videos. The reboot series premieres August 4 on Paramount+. pic.twitter.com/9EyP0GBnbR— What’s on Paramount+ (@whatsonpplus) July 22, 2022
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 July 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link
I love how they created an entire movie to basically excuse how Beavis and Butthead could still be teenagers watching 2022 content
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 July 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link
Meanwhile the second episode of B&B will air in the week of Bobby Hill's 37th birthday
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 22 July 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
i watched the movie a few weeks ago and it was exactly as dumb as i wanted/needed it to be <3
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 July 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link
the new series is really good! am i alone in watching it?
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 September 2022 03:11 (one year ago) link
the new series is really good! am i alone in watching it having Paramount+?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 September 2022 03:52 (one year ago) link
the dumpster fire episode had me howling
― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 September 2022 03:53 (one year ago) link
current week's double header of death was pretty great
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 September 2022 06:12 (one year ago) link
the raccoon one had me killed
― maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 10 September 2022 12:59 (one year ago) link
oh shit, now I see, the new series has a new name and is technically the first season, which explains why I couldn't find eps in all the usual places. Now I can catch up!
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 September 2022 13:05 (one year ago) link
has this been posted anywhere?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDPRwLlpdTU
― Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 22 January 2023 09:38 (one year ago) link
Beavis and Butthead reaching enlightenment was pretty fun.
― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 28 April 2023 02:28 (one year ago) link