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xpost - only in finland, where they sauna naked together.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

These people are not friends.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

Only once they realize the threesome isn't going to happen. (and what teenagers have beards like that?)

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st, 2006 5:25 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

Is this the single most hypocritical thing ever said on ILE? ;)

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

These people are not friends.

Do you know them?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

"I need to borrow $100 from my brother for some, hehe 'provisions' lol. Can u come over and like pretend to like like him or whatever?"

Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

also.

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

The guy who was assigned to be Dude's roommate for the semester!

"Hey, girls. Let's just go back to my room for a second so that I can pick up something. Besides, Wayne might be there and you two in the same room with him will fucking make his whole life!"

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

my guess is the person taking the picture is a guy, friend of "me i'm cool sitting here driking beer striking an awesome i d'ont care about chix and am not nervous at all pose" who is cooler (a bit) and is the only one talking to the girls.

(we've all been through these situations, haven't we ?).

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

Or, alternatively;

"Oh [cough] fuck you."

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

they're probably like temporary friends, y'know how that works in college. you hang with someone for like three weeks, then don't, then never see them around. no big deal.

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

remember the hair metal era?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

they could be siblings.

i recall a similar scene when my sister and her friend Alicia visited me my freshman year at college and they smoked pot with me and my friends. incongruous.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

lol@wayne

Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

First week in new college when everyone is still being polite to everyone else? Some uncomfortable flat-warming party?

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

this reminds my of that exercise at school when you had to imagine what happens before or after the picture.
(anyway, where did you find that pic ??)

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).

that's so what a girl wants !

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

good god tuomas, no, i don't know them

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

what do you think they're listening to ?

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

and what's the blue box in the front ?

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

the blue box is MORE MILLER LIGHT

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

DUH

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

that's so what a girl wants !

didn't say that SHE (either of them) wanted it!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

they are listening to "bombtrack"

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

oh, yes, of course. the guy is a good stratege as to get to the beers, the girls have to
1/ move towards him
2/ talk to him to ask him to give them some
clever.

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

tuomas: "do you know them?"

XPOSTS

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

there's one helluva great photoshop idea here, if anyone wants to run with it!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Here you go!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/jenny.jpg

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Or here!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/posse.jpg

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

too easy

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-524-1137679556.jpg

Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

why the hell do you have a british e-mail address, tuomas?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmm, an x-post, or was it?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

he's a creationist only instead of god it's santorum smeared babies

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

(x-post)

I wanted something special, and Yahoo let me choose.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season6/VanessaVanity.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

There's so many pictures of Tuomas to work with


HAHAHA XPOST

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

It's almost a timeless photo except for the Family Guy poster.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), Today 11:49 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)

i'd say that the poster is an integral part of its timelessness!

also, i wonder if that thing up on the right wall that we can only see the bottom edge of is a dark side of the moon poster.

AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

also, i wonder if that thing up on the right wall that we can only see the bottom edge of is a dark side of the moon poster.

it's quite huge. i'd say it's a window.

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

we should try and find the people on this pic and ask them all these !

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Uh no. The window is behind them. It's a dorm room: they don't get two.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude stepped in a puddle on his way in.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmmm. My first impression from looking at the picture was that the guy probably wanted to get with one or both of those girls, but there was just no way he was ever going to try to do anything about it. Like, it might not even cross his mind that he has an opportunity right there.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

That black thing is made of cloth, probably a DSOTM flag, or Zep or something.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Hooters are basically tits, right? Why would anyone wear a t-shirt that says "hooters", unless he'd want to look like a total pig?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Dear Lord.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Jesus, this guy (wherever or whoever he is), his ears must be burning (it's his loins that are burning in the photo)

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

man what a great picture

flappy bird, Friday, 22 March 2019 04:19 (seven months ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Friday, 22 March 2019 05:53 (seven months ago) link

straight out of Freaks & Geeks

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 22 March 2019 08:37 (seven months ago) link

v strong bill haverchuck vibes from the guy in the middle for sure

i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 March 2019 09:11 (seven months ago) link

https://imgur.com/a/oGQMaaL

closure.

saltchunk, Friday, 29 March 2019 15:53 (seven months ago) link

it's weird that that episode of reply is considered a classic now

rip van wanko, Friday, 29 March 2019 16:06 (seven months ago) link

three months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/AzuZkGE.png

pplains, Thursday, 11 July 2019 20:21 (four months ago) link

“I know those two gentlemen don’t have a chance.”

Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez destroys dancing fans 🤣 (via @metsciti) pic.twitter.com/5llLklQk6R

— 95.7 The Game (@957thegame) July 22, 2019

big city slam (Spottie), Monday, 22 July 2019 20:52 (three months ago) link

ahahaha

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 22 July 2019 20:54 (three months ago) link

goat

flappy bird, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 16:28 (three months ago) link


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