Bond Pre-Credits Sequences: POLL

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too soon?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

the opening of 'tomorrow never dies' is basically like 'octopussy'. i think it's kind of good -- got to be better than 'jaws on a plane'.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link

the thunderball one really is one of the worst of these. like, extra doses of stupid, that idiotic looking helmet, and no tension at all. He chokes to death some french bastard in drag and the straight into 100% dumb. Water spouts? how about just DRIVING AWAY?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 March 2008 06:13 (sixteen years ago) link

not even any good lines!

El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 March 2008 06:13 (sixteen years ago) link

ok, homeless james bond is pretty stupid, but the "okay, that one's not" line is perfectly delivered and quality lol.

Gukbe, Thursday, 6 March 2008 06:30 (sixteen years ago) link

if we ever did an 'implausibly righteous' or whatever poll i think i'd have to cast a vote for the LTK climax with all that truck porn. Especially when it pops a wheelie through the flames.

Cosmo Vitelli, Thursday, 6 March 2008 06:37 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

as revealed here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpDLRkf2CD0

the only bond with no traditional-walking-along-then-BANG!-gunbarrel-intro is CASINO ROYALE. i hadnt noticed at the time. also connery wore a *hat* in all of his intro bits. whats that about?!

yes i'm stoked by the new trailer. waiting 5 months is a bit of a pain mind.

piscesx, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

the thunderball one really is one of the worst of these. like, extra doses of stupid, that idiotic looking helmet, and no tension at all. He chokes to death some french bastard in drag and the straight into 100% dumb. Water spouts? how about just DRIVING AWAY?

relentlessly off tm.

i mean, JETPACK

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 December 2016 08:46 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

poll got the only possible right answers in the top two, good job. most of the rest are pretty dull and forgettable though they often do fine setting the tone of the films. i like the living daylights gibraltar run a lot. the blofeld bullshit in for your eyes only is disgraceful.

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:08 (six years ago) link

he drops him down a smokestack, it rules

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:13 (six years ago) link

theme song to "You Only Live Twice" is so amazing

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:03 (six years ago) link

the one where's he's on skis and he goes off a cliff and pulls out a big parachute with the Union Jack on it. the ultimate cheeseball Roger Moore sequence, imo.

was this the View to a Kill one? Didn't they also break out a Beach Boys number mid way? damn

In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link


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