Sex Droughts

Maybe, though? I don't think anything's going to come of it but it's hard to think of a cute girl grinding on my junk to "Dancing With Myself" as anything but a step in the right direction

Also an unexpected text: "I totally support your gender neutrality btw". In a way maybe the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.

:) that's great!

Robyn is always a step in right direction. A chunky-shoed dance step, I like to think.

I didn't know Robyn was covering Billy Idol nowadays

Oh sorry, I heard that title to the tune of "Dancing on my Own"! Haha I don't know the Billy Idol song, I fail at the 80s.

wait WAHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU

ALL TIME

also it's about masturbation so it's thread appropriate

dude you've just kinda ruined that song for me

Yeah, "Dancing with Myself" is one of the best songs ever. Fact.

Can someone explain to a slack-jawed yokel what the cloud photo was representing?

the potential end of a drought

Thanks. It's similar for me.

you guyyys

[is still in the whiny early days of drought, shuts up]

drought is a personal experience

nobody gets to tell you you're not thirsty

it's hoos, he probably means he's walking home from the last shower

Masturbation is kinda like drinking piss or sea water: you can do it and survive but not for long. Or maybe it's like only drinking Brawndo. I need to have some sex. :-(

I see clouds rolling in.

xpost guess I'm effectively amphibious at this point

My gf will be here on Friday!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Baseball_2B.svg/220px-Baseball_2B.svg.png http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/34/Confusion_-_New_Order.jpg/220px-Confusion_-_New_Order.jpg

been about 5 months for me, myeloma NAGL

Every teenage boy knows the "baseball metaphor" thing. There's never been any consensus whatsoever as to what anything but home plate signifies, yet everybody insists that their interpretation (and only theirs) is the one true meaning

In any case TT things are lookin' up...

I'd LOVE some 2nd base action.

Arranged for a Frankenstorm of drought-busters and participated in my first organized orgy. Sploosh.

When it rains, it.... holy shit this is a hurricane!

http://sheraby.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/morton-salt.jpg?w=240&h=240

1st base - kissing
2nd base - groping
long lead off 2nd - manual stimulation
3rd base - oral
home run - sex
stealing home - anal

just FYI

inside the park home run - ?

suicide squeeze - ?

manual stimulation

For some reason, this calls to mind whenever I read a criminal complaint containing the phrase "digital penetration."

What is "heavy petting"?

safety squeeze

Struck out again this weekend....

Tinkers to Evers to Chance - orgy

"petting" makes me think of Boyd Rice's creepy interview with Tiny Tim

Petting is the worst word ever

pesky pole

In church they would always emphasize avoiding the lurid sin of PETTING and I am going to secure a place in heaven because that's just imprecise language.

what is a call to the bullpen

http://iye.com/images/items/full/DSCN27853300.JPG ?

Tinkers to Evers to Chance - orgy

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned),

thought an orgy was "both dugouts emptied after the batter was plunked"

getting a minor celebrity in for the first toss

7th inning stretch = 7th inning stretch

= digital penetration?

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/stretch-armstrong-toy.jpg

Petting is the worst word ever

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no man petting is cool. i can never imagine using it but i like its aura, like it just suggests some kind of heated clumsiness i find appealing.

Bunt = slow dance w/ boner

inside the park homer = pulling out to c on t's?

that's the infield fly rule