Thanks. It's similar for me.
― Bryan, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
you guyyys
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
[is still in the whiny early days of drought, shuts up]
drought is a personal experience
― but with socks instead of football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
nobody gets to tell you you're not thirsty
it's hoos, he probably means he's walking home from the last shower
― sug night (sic), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
Masturbation is kinda like drinking piss or sea water: you can do it and survive but not for long. Or maybe it's like only drinking Brawndo. I need to have some sex. :-(
― Bryan, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
I see clouds rolling in.
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
xpost guess I'm effectively amphibious at this point
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
My gf will be here on Friday!!
― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Baseball_2B.svg/220px-Baseball_2B.svg.png http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/34/Confusion_-_New_Order.jpg/220px-Confusion_-_New_Order.jpg
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Thursday, 1 November 2012 06:01 (eleven years ago) link
been about 5 months for me, myeloma NAGL
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 November 2012 06:05 (eleven years ago) link
Every teenage boy knows the "baseball metaphor" thing. There's never been any consensus whatsoever as to what anything but home plate signifies, yet everybody insists that their interpretation (and only theirs) is the one true meaning
In any case TT things are lookin' up...
― soaked (Lee626), Thursday, 1 November 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
I'd LOVE some 2nd base action.
― Bryan, Thursday, 1 November 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
Arranged for a Frankenstorm of drought-busters and participated in my first organized orgy. Sploosh.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 2 November 2012 06:15 (eleven years ago) link
When it rains, it.... holy shit this is a hurricane!
http://sheraby.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/morton-salt.jpg?w=240&h=240
― soaked (Lee626), Friday, 2 November 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link
1st base - kissing2nd base - gropinglong lead off 2nd - manual stimulation3rd base - oralhome run - sexstealing home - anal
just FYI
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
inside the park home run - ?
― 乒乓, Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
suicide squeeze - ?
manual stimulation
For some reason, this calls to mind whenever I read a criminal complaint containing the phrase "digital penetration."
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
What is "heavy petting"?
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
safety squeeze
― mookieproof, Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
Struck out again this weekend....
― Lee626, Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
Tinkers to Evers to Chance - orgy
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 4 November 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
"petting" makes me think of Boyd Rice's creepy interview with Tiny Tim
― crüt, Sunday, 4 November 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
Petting is the worst word ever
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 4 November 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
pesky pole
― mookieproof, Sunday, 4 November 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
In church they would always emphasize avoiding the lurid sin of PETTING and I am going to secure a place in heaven because that's just imprecise language.
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Sunday, 4 November 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
what is a call to the bullpen
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 4 November 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://iye.com/images/items/full/DSCN27853300.JPG ?
― sug night (sic), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned),
thought an orgy was "both dugouts emptied after the batter was plunked"
― Hans von Jerkoffsky (WilliamC), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
getting a minor celebrity in for the first toss
― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
7th inning stretch = 7th inning stretch
― Hans von Jerkoffsky (WilliamC), Monday, 5 November 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
= digital penetration?
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 5 November 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/stretch-armstrong-toy.jpg
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Monday, 5 November 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no man petting is cool. i can never imagine using it but i like its aura, like it just suggests some kind of heated clumsiness i find appealing.
― absurdly pro-D (schlump), Monday, 5 November 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link
Bunt = slow dance w/ boner
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Monday, 5 November 2012 06:39 (eleven years ago) link
inside the park homer = pulling out to c on t's?
― 50 Shades of Greil (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 5 November 2012 08:05 (eleven years ago) link
that's the infield fly rule
― mookieproof, Monday, 5 November 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
Went to three gay bars and a Madonna concert this weekend. If that didn't break the streak, nothing will.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Monday, 5 November 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link
bobby thomson's shot heard round the world - ending a prolonged sex drought
― 乒乓, Monday, 5 November 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
It's gone platonic, which is kind of for the best- there's a six-year age difference I felt kind of weird about (29 to 23- she assumed I was much younger, I thought she was slightly older). Hey, new friend, I can't complain. We might be making pumpkin pierogis over the weekend, and I'm trying to convince her to come see Mykki Blanco with me next week.
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
It's over.
― Bryan, Monday, 10 December 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2507838_o.gif
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
Up to a solid year and a half now. Additionally, I think I've completely lost my "play-dar" (deepest apologies for that), as the few instances that seemed to be maaaybe heading in that direction (up to and including actually sharing a bed with a former partner at their bequest...?) tooootally wound up not heading in that direction at all (see also: what I recently sorta kinda thought was a third date but that she decided to bring a friend to...?). I'm beginning to feel like I've somehow lamentably become the perpetual eunuch companion.
― Country Feedbag (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
I was so freaked out after that I ate a big bag of wine gums on the bus.
― Bryan, Monday, 10 December 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
the perpetual eunuch companion.
Took the words right out of my mouth :(
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link
^^Thirded. I attended a gala tonight and was once again reminded of this, as I am at most of these things.
― Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 06:00 (eleven years ago) link
Its been about 2 months for me (last experience was a harrowing one night stand that I think put me off sex for a while). I sense a long drought. I'm totally into the idea.
― homosexual II, Friday, 14 December 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
Go with it!
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Friday, 14 December 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link