why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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^^on level with Vance Packard's best

Cunga, Friday, 2 November 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

user cards ruined someecards' brand

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Saturday, 3 November 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

and now you're even more annoying for overexplaining things that noone noticed or cared about

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

-- bob mordy

mookieproof, Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

trying to figure out how those can all be about the same person

also why anybody would post that on their facebook

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

truth hurts deal with it I care too much

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

It sounds like someone with Borderline Personality Disorder. I love you so much I hate your guts, you disgust me because I care so much about you. I think you're perfect but you kinda suck at everything you do...etc...

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 4 November 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

I'm stubborn as hell, I say sorry too much

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 November 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

truth is,

doubting tuomas (clouds), Sunday, 4 November 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

whats

mookieproof, Sunday, 4 November 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

viceroy otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 November 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/550065_509738169037166_1670581941_n.png

--Bob Marley

crüt, Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

-one of the heart sisters

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

Bertha....Bertha Heart.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 November 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

Signs You're On ILX Too Much:

I went out to vote on Saturday, and inside the Board of Elections building I saw this on the wall, and my mind immediately filled in, "-- Bob Marley."

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/7872/wallquote.jpg

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Monday, 5 November 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 5 November 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

"Smokin' on that Bob Marley"
- Bob Marley

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

Phil, that's why you should always carry a Sharpie

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, 5 November 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 November 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

It all makes sense now!

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/155555_551202168239403_457682436_n.jpg

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 5 November 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

do you think the person who made that noticed that "Revolt" leads right back to complacent psuedo-freedom

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, 5 November 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

Well, if it just keeps going round and round whatever, then what's the point? Mehhhh.

emil.y, Monday, 5 November 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

xpost

emil.y, Monday, 5 November 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.craphound.com/images/timecube.jpg

crüt, Monday, 5 November 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

Official Facebook brand image macro are no better than the knockoff brands:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/44505_10151538653016729_1079855705_n.jpg

"Swimming pools are filled with people. Some you know. Some you don’t. And every once in a while you see something that maybe you shouldn’t. That’s why swimming pools are a little like Facebook."

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

"Also, all the urine."

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Also it hurts to open your eyes.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

"pools are like facebook: i've been banned from both for reasons of nudity"

these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

"a little like Facebook. But only a little."

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

Other things that are like facebook: parks, restaurants, stadiums, bathrooms, family reunions

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

myspace

they say they gon' mod me, see me never do shit (some dude), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

planet earth

insert witticism here (hypehat), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

a backhand

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

"Facebook be a lickle bit like me natty dread, jah rastafari"

- You Know Who

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

-- Paul Ryan

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

-- Robbie Shakespeare

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

And every once in a while you see something that maybe you shouldn’t.

FACEBOOK: every once in a while, you get to see an old man's dessicated scrotum

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

haha "Facebook is like a lemon party"

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know about "once in a while" w/r/t pools, there's always a naked old guy getting changed at every pool

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

"Facebook be a lickle bit like me natty dread, jah rastafari"

- You Know Who

― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, November 5, 2012 3:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

-- Paul Ryan

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, November 5, 2012 3:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

heard he's dropping a reggae album as Paul Lion

they say they gon' mod me, see me never do shit (some dude), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

facebook is not like MY pool because i know everyone in my pool

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

n.b. i have no pool

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

pools are like facebook bc they give me sinus infections and GUESS WHAT THE OCEAN PWNS SWIMMING POOLS IN YR FACE ZUCKERBERG

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 November 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

Pools are like facebook because sometimes a turd pops up that makes you never want to go back in.

nickn, Monday, 5 November 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

pools are like facebook sometimes you find a used tampon or a bandaid

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 November 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

or a dead body

d-_-b (mh), Monday, 5 November 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

or a baby ruth

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 November 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

Courtesy of "Nerds for Obama":

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/29372_10151339967199954_619641228_n.jpg

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 5 November 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link


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