Tinkers to Evers to Chance - orgy
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned),
thought an orgy was "both dugouts emptied after the batter was plunked"
― Hans von Jerkoffsky (WilliamC), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
getting a minor celebrity in for the first toss
― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
7th inning stretch = 7th inning stretch
― Hans von Jerkoffsky (WilliamC), Monday, 5 November 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
= digital penetration?
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 5 November 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/stretch-armstrong-toy.jpg
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Monday, 5 November 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
Petting is the worst word ever
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no man petting is cool. i can never imagine using it but i like its aura, like it just suggests some kind of heated clumsiness i find appealing.
― absurdly pro-D (schlump), Monday, 5 November 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link
Bunt = slow dance w/ boner
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Monday, 5 November 2012 06:39 (eleven years ago) link
inside the park homer = pulling out to c on t's?
― 50 Shades of Greil (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 5 November 2012 08:05 (eleven years ago) link
that's the infield fly rule
― mookieproof, Monday, 5 November 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
Went to three gay bars and a Madonna concert this weekend. If that didn't break the streak, nothing will.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Monday, 5 November 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link
bobby thomson's shot heard round the world - ending a prolonged sex drought
― 乒乓, Monday, 5 November 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
It's gone platonic, which is kind of for the best- there's a six-year age difference I felt kind of weird about (29 to 23- she assumed I was much younger, I thought she was slightly older). Hey, new friend, I can't complain. We might be making pumpkin pierogis over the weekend, and I'm trying to convince her to come see Mykki Blanco with me next week.
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
It's over.
― Bryan, Monday, 10 December 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2507838_o.gif
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
Up to a solid year and a half now. Additionally, I think I've completely lost my "play-dar" (deepest apologies for that), as the few instances that seemed to be maaaybe heading in that direction (up to and including actually sharing a bed with a former partner at their bequest...?) tooootally wound up not heading in that direction at all (see also: what I recently sorta kinda thought was a third date but that she decided to bring a friend to...?). I'm beginning to feel like I've somehow lamentably become the perpetual eunuch companion.
― Country Feedbag (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
I was so freaked out after that I ate a big bag of wine gums on the bus.
― Bryan, Monday, 10 December 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
the perpetual eunuch companion.
Took the words right out of my mouth :(
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link
^^Thirded. I attended a gala tonight and was once again reminded of this, as I am at most of these things.
― Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 06:00 (eleven years ago) link
Its been about 2 months for me (last experience was a harrowing one night stand that I think put me off sex for a while). I sense a long drought. I'm totally into the idea.
― homosexual II, Friday, 14 December 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
Go with it!
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Friday, 14 December 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
I was just friended on fb by a girl I share several mutual friends with and, within 4 four exchanged messages, I'd already been warned that drunk messages from her will involve flirting and propositioning. What? We only began talking 24 hours ago!
This is probably what happens on okc or other dating sites, but I don't do those and kind of don't expect it on fb.
Good thing she lives on the other side of the country.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 December 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
I say that, because if she were local I'd probably be over there tonight and regretting it in the morning. It's been 10 months!
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 December 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
It's been about a year for me now. It's a good thing, though ... after a long series of gross and completely absurd flings and one night stands, I'm getting my shit together for something better.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 15 December 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
the worst being an alien-loving conspiracy theorist and then a probable bi-polar 40-smthng former teacher who wanted to 'sexeducate' me. i'd really like to try out something normal for a change.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 15 December 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
'sexeducate'
Oh my! I have to ask, though...what did you learn?
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 December 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
don't get involved with crazy people
― Spectrum, Saturday, 15 December 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 December 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Double-alaskan-rainbow.jpg
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 16 December 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
i guess we can assume by that that poppage was achieved
― back in judy's tenuta (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 16 December 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
2mb of poppage
― mookieproof, Sunday, 16 December 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
you yanks and yr imperial measures
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 December 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
If I understand correctly, darragh, there were no yanks in this instance.
― how's life, Sunday, 16 December 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
might as well use this to document the timeline of the pending drought - broke up Friday/Sunday, I think it had been five days since coitus.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
WHY SHIT SO COMPLICATED
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
It's pretty straightforward bro
http://breasthealthrevolution.com/blog/index_files/train-into-tunnel.jpg
― Oral Kiosk (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 02:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/ca4b21dd20a75093f110e9a1061466e1/tumblr_mesuvvopXg1qzbjieo1_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.kleinbottle.com/images/babyinhand2.jpg
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
Hey if you can master that one there's no need to leave the house.
― Oral Kiosk (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.redcliffsdesertreserve.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/Desert-Tortoise-IMG_40733.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcqi4jcPW1qhmhdfo1_500.gif
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
I love that this thread has basically just turned into a scorecard for us to keep track of when other ilxors are getting laid.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
last saturday i was looking at my crotch through a microscope, as is my usual ritual, and could've sworn I saw a tumbleweed blow past. of course it might've been dust mites that gathered up a ball of my public hair and now push it around my groin like buggy little sisyphuses. short form, i need to get laiiiiid.
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
One screw in the last 3.5 years, and that one was crap. I'm feeling antsy and edgy and a little bit mad, miserable and unfocussed and generally like a teenager, debating going back on the meds, and it just now hit me - there's nothing wrong with me a good shag wouldn't fix. What do you do when masturbation isn't working any more?
― Confused Turtle (Zora), Monday, 18 February 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
drink more
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 18 February 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
Wank twice in a row?
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 18 February 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
meet someone hot who's travelling through town
― ogmor, Monday, 18 February 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
travel through someone else's town and find someone hot
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 18 February 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
I am a-travellin', but not hot. Nor have I met anyone hot, nor has anyone approaching hot been interested in meeting me :(
― you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Monday, 18 February 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
when you need a right shagging hotness can be overrated as a stumbling block
― lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
have you tried lying on yr hand first btw