why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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http://www.craphound.com/images/timecube.jpg

Official Facebook brand image macro are no better than the knockoff brands:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/44505_10151538653016729_1079855705_n.jpg

"Swimming pools are filled with people. Some you know. Some you don’t. And every once in a while you see something that maybe you shouldn’t. That’s why swimming pools are a little like Facebook."

"Also, all the urine."

Also it hurts to open your eyes.

"pools are like facebook: i've been banned from both for reasons of nudity"

"a little like Facebook. But only a little."

Other things that are like facebook: parks, restaurants, stadiums, bathrooms, family reunions

myspace

planet earth

a backhand

"Facebook be a lickle bit like me natty dread, jah rastafari"

- You Know Who

-- Paul Ryan

-- Robbie Shakespeare

And every once in a while you see something that maybe you shouldn’t.

FACEBOOK: every once in a while, you get to see an old man's dessicated scrotum

haha "Facebook is like a lemon party"

I don't know about "once in a while" w/r/t pools, there's always a naked old guy getting changed at every pool

"Facebook be a lickle bit like me natty dread, jah rastafari"

- You Know Who

― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, November 5, 2012 3:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

-- Paul Ryan

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, November 5, 2012 3:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

heard he's dropping a reggae album as Paul Lion

facebook is not like MY pool because i know everyone in my pool

n.b. i have no pool

pools are like facebook bc they give me sinus infections and GUESS WHAT THE OCEAN PWNS SWIMMING POOLS IN YR FACE ZUCKERBERG

Pools are like facebook because sometimes a turd pops up that makes you never want to go back in.

pools are like facebook sometimes you find a used tampon or a bandaid

or a dead body

or a baby ruth

Courtesy of "Nerds for Obama":

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/29372_10151339967199954_619641228_n.jpg

(self-proclaimed nerds()"i fucking love science" types)
(people who are really annoying on facebook)

that was supposed to be a venn diagram fwiw

http://i.imgur.com/h1kPk.jpg

via my sisters fridge

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/544697_213884188743669_590254546_n.jpg

the best part is that the friend who posted this prefaced it with "DO IT!!!"

do it – KILL THEM ALL

WE FUCKING LOVE ATHEISM

I FUCKING LOVE KILLING IT GIVES MY LIFE MEANING BLAUUOOOOOOGHHHHH!

MOUNTAIN VOMITING GREEN AND ORANGE = MEANING BLEAUOHHGHHH

DO IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIoO-_f-m20

What's the difference between "We Love Atheism" and "We Fucking Love Atheism"? Is this like that one South Park episode where there are the competing atheist factions?

"TO GIVE LIFE MEANING" IS NOT A MEANING IT IS A PURPOSE YOU SICK FREAKS

the meaning of life... is meaning

WHY CAN'T THE CLICHE JUST BE "THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS TO GIVE LIFE PURPOSE" I JUST HAVE SO MUCH HATE

the secret of life is to keep secrets FROM LIFE

the secret of science is fucking love

Pools are like facebook because Marco

Was Bob Marley a keen swimmer?

http://i.imgur.com/SN2cs.jpg

from our friends at i fucking love science

oh fuck off

i made some jpgs the other day that were like pictures of napalmed vietnamese peasants / hiroshima burn victims / thalidomide babies w "I FUCKING / LOVE SCIENCE" on them in the memefont but after the surge of hateful industry that drove me to make them i was kind of :/ about myself and i haven't posted them

"vote for not more than one" is some awkward phrasing

Kinda difficult too, since they all come in pairs.
I seem to recall in a recent Swedish election, some clevercakes voted for shit like ';drop table votes

hahahahahahaha

i made some jpgs the other day that were like pictures of napalmed vietnamese peasants / hiroshima burn victims / thalidomide babies w "I FUCKING / LOVE SCIENCE" on them in the memefont but after the surge of hateful industry that drove me to make them i was kind of :/ about myself and i haven't posted them

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, November 6, 2012 2:06 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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