PROHIBITED FASHION: what's your favourite of these tops for men i found advertised on my fb feed

"billowing jersey turtleneck for a bulbous monster dong"

guided by voices b-side

Actually am pretty cool with 1.

3 & 8 make the dude look fat, and I'm pretty sure he isn't.

i mean if you wanna dress like a bene gesserit witch that's on you man

I was planning to buy you one for xmas. :(

aw nicole. my nipples are not for public consumption. but thank you.

Public ... consumption?

the galloping consumption

nipples for some, miniature american flags for others

Paul Ryan's America.

i mean if you wanna dress like a bene gesserit witch that's on you man

This man is on fiyah lately. Happiness must agree w you.

keep paul ryan's laws off my nipples

I haven't even clicked the links. Voted 7. Tits right out based on name alone.

you have to see them.

I'm scared.

It is imperative.

they are amazing

you're not missing much unless you're into male models dressing up like swashbuckling space pirates as designed by a 15-year-old boy who's just discovered "zardoz" and bruce la bruce movies.

omg

I just laughed so hard I literally snorted and my cube person asked if I was OK.

Tits out guy's face.

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.

the very definition of a moue that guy

by the way everyone i'm a medium or a large depending on the brand

Has there ever been a thread for the International Male catalog because there should be.

SCI-FI & SODOMY

international male was some of my earliest pornography tbh

at least I know what the Zoolander comic book will look like now

INTERNATIONAL MALE

Of course we do.

for some reason i got international male catalogs in high school

like actually addressed to me

i voted #2

considering i normally dressed like an obese ex-member of the ramones i feel like their marketing department was on some sisyphus shit there

Tits out guy's face.

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.

― ENBB, Tuesday, November 6, 2012 1:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that facial expression clinched my vote

for some reason clicking on the International Male thread logged me out and i got ads at the top of the thread

Men's Thong Underwear Looking for Men's Underwear? Save Big on Comfortable Men's Thongs! www.NexTag.com/Mens-Thong-Underwear

We wouldn't blink if these were female models.

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i think we'd probably blink at tits right out if it was a female model

i would stare without blinking if these were female models

I look forward to our sci-fi future, where men can openly flaunt it (if they've got it). Its only fair.

future is apparently now

some of these tops would pair nicely with penis pants

crotch-enhancing stillsuit with detachable butt panels

Muad'Dong

These?

http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/08/HOTCHILD-300x424.jpg

(I don't get out of the house much)

now that you say that elmo, make these shirts yellow or purple and I can totally see Prince wearing them

xp: Sanpaku, I mean these

we must all ride the worm

kwisatz hardon

okay i'm done

Speaking of which, click for a fabric swatch:

http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/05/Screen-Shot-2012-05-15-at-7.05.00-PM.png

the next logical step for Zubaz

also fyi everyone i'm a 34x36 in pants

I am already regretting my "V-Neck & Scoop-Neck get married" vote

I was also very reckless with my vote, I should have been more thoughtful about this whole process.

this thread got awesome while i was away!

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

...and then got shit when i came back.

I'm sure I've seen no. 6 worn by a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes.

Hahaha.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

VICTORY!

CONGRATULATIONS you've won some titties