PROHIBITED FASHION: what's your favourite of these tops for men i found advertised on my fb feed

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actually i'm pretty sure it was my mom

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

lol

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

perhaps in payback for the time for the time i ordered and electronic bible from jack van impe ministries and their proselytizing representatives showed up every day for a week while i was at school

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

I am pretty certain that if you ever purchased anything such as the Columbia House 12-for-1 offer (which I did twice! once for LPs, once for CDs), you ended up on a list that was eventually sold to International Male; either that or all of the Prince albums I bought was aggregated into a marketing profile that was really interested in purchasing blousey shirts and jock straps.

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

tbf it's a look I could see you sort of owning

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

I did spend half of high school wearing my brother's Air Force dress jacket and silk shirts so it's not like it was a wild miss

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

MNpowertrio.jpeg to thread

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

maybe she just thought i needed some leather thongs though idk

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

strong momz otm

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

my wife's grandmother recently sent her a catalog that had some normal looking dresses on the first couple of pages that become more and more witchy as you page through, finally giving up altogether and just giving you pages of vibrators and medieval swords to choose from

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0qNxJ8qfqtE/SBt7lqAHDvI/AAAAAAAABFE/M0KKzfTQPF8/s400/FB_IM+One+Piece.jpg

"honey, you'll be going to college soon, and perhaps it's time to start dressing like a grownup."

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

x-post J's grandma otm

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

I should probably stop scrolling through this thread on my work computer which faces out into the hallway. oops.

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

there's nothing not safe for work about a banana hammock unitard

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

former coworkers may not share my opinion there, but civilized people can disagree

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ otm

banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

strongo's google search history is just a shitshow today

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

The article on the Hot Child Junk Jeans pictured above is full of awkward mother-son interactions.

Have you heard any There’s Something About Mary-esque horror stories? Actually yes–my son, Octavio! A one time deal, when he was like 16-years-old, and he actually got the skin caught in a zipper. And it was just like a screech from the bathroom… and I just knew! It’s one of those times in a mother’s life where you just think, you know, I hoped this would never happen in my lifetime! And of course it did. So that inspired the buttons.

in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

I hoped this would never happen in my lifetime!

in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

"philadelphia polling locations"
"hello kitty waffle maker"
"gang of four bootlegs"
"castlevania ii walkthrough"
"eichmann in jerusalem"
"international male thong"

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Topeka with all that stuff!

banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

BTW Strongo there may have been a time during my youth when certain friends and I found it hilarious to sign dudes we knew up to receive the International Male catalog by mail. Perhaps you had similarly mature friends.

I did this as well, and I don't feel like I have matured past that in the years since.

Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

6 looks like a 50s space captain, going with that one.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

x-post - Yeah, well, you and me both, lady.

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

tits right out

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

I am already regretting my "V-Neck & Scoop-Neck get married" vote

banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

I was also very reckless with my vote, I should have been more thoughtful about this whole process.

Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

this thread got awesome while i was away!

jed_, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 11 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

...and then got shit when i came back.

jed_, Sunday, 11 November 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sure I've seen no. 6 worn by a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes.

Hahaha.

45 DOWN: "NYPD Blue" actor ____ Morales (R Baez), Sunday, 11 November 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 12 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

VICTORY!

ENBB, Monday, 12 November 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

CONGRATULATIONS you've won some titties

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 12 November 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link


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