why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

hahahahahahaha

i made some jpgs the other day that were like pictures of napalmed vietnamese peasants / hiroshima burn victims / thalidomide babies w "I FUCKING / LOVE SCIENCE" on them in the memefont but after the surge of hateful industry that drove me to make them i was kind of :/ about myself and i haven't posted them

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, November 6, 2012 2:06 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o_o

too much time on ilx

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523376_403334096406397_1887603116_n.jpg

i guess that will make me immortal

god, someone I know just shared that too

doesn't take into account patrick stewart's snuff habit

could have pulled a 1984 pic for better testimony:
http://www.daisydownunder.com/images/dune6.jpg

scientifically suspect, there's no dates on the lohan pictures, cd easily be looking at 40 years there

i'm not sure how patrick stewart looking 60 his entire life is a good thing

we have no idea if he actually drinks early grey, a fictional character drank that

it was actually liquid cocaine

1590 2011
Blood

posted in my feed today:

You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your window. So that's why I'm scared when you say you love me.- Bob Marley

You say you love dick, but you make me wear a condom. —Bob Marley

I'm sure that having an unprecedented progressive agenda advanced will not make Facebook liberals super smug and post terrible pun images oh God dammit

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/536552_10151321071911081_1757019945_n.jpg

– Bob Marley

Anyone remember when all of the political e-mail forwards were attributed to Robin Williams?

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like this if you want to give yr mom x-ray vision and a heat ray

IS a SUPERHERO

overly gloaty and corny election status gifs are kind of getting on my nerves today

just imagine how much worse it would be if romney had won

oh god, the horror

i have already read so much preachy doom-mongering bullshit from my fellow left-leaning britishes in the run-up, i think i would DIE if i had to read all of them post-romnelection.

Courtesy of *shudder* Occupy Bacon:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/430747_382177398524857_741564711_n.jpg

i'm so over those goddamn someecards

Also bacon.

i'm so over those goddamn someecards

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, November 7, 2012 7:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The actual someecards were good, that's a "yourecard" where they let anyone type whatever the fuck they want on a someecard. Big mistake imo.

what a disaster for someecards

how will ppl be sarcastic on the Internet good
no one man should have all that epower

it's only someepower calm down

beneking

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first line should be "You don't need someone to complete you acceptably". i hate uneven equations.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???

NEED
TO
YOU
NEED
TO
YOU
completely

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"So true"

make's you think

oh dear: "makes"!

it's awful the way the poppy is hijacked by various political factions and obscures its original, underlying message, that the French are cunts. hat tip Lee Crossley

Only 15 years old at the time too.

scarcastially

think he meant ska-castically, france has a policy of employing old rude boys as passport officials don't you know

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Comedy genius

is that a 1970s dr who villain

It's Billy Connolly, who's a Scottish stand-up comic. Next line of that was something like 'what are you going to do with your 53 virgins when you're flying fucking mince' which is a little bit funnier.

can't believe a frenchwoman had the audacity to ask a man for his passport

maybe if he'd arrived by sea by armored transport or parachuted in he wouldn't have needed one, makes you think

whoa

Just wanted to say, I love this thread so much. I'm glad most of these obnoxious macros don't pop up on my FB, but the comments in this thread are always fucking hilarious. Thank you.

co-sign. still getting lols out of "it's awful the way the poppy is hijacked by various political factions and obscures its original, underlying message, that the French are cunts. hat tip Lee Crossley"