why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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There isn't even anything funny to say about that one. I mean, there is, but… Geez.

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link

O_O

sug ones (omar little), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

who is the dude between ocho and chris brown

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

this is about the least wrong thing about that image, but Nicki Minaj said her Romney endorsement was a joke

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, it took me a while to even work out what that was about, b/c Minaj firmly stated that it was a tongue-in-cheek in-character endorsement.

emil.y, Friday, 9 November 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

speaking of nicki i just discovered the "Musicians are so much sexier than normal people. FACT." group which is roughly 60% "music today sucks"/40% nerd lols

GAY HIPSTER BATMAN ON HIS WAY TO A CIRCUIT PARTY (donna rouge), Friday, 9 November 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

The person who made that image clearly understands nuanced satire, emil.y.

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 9 November 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

"in character" endorsements of realistic evils by pop stars need to go ahead and wuit

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

also I had no idea what that jpg even meant but I was p sure it was evil, Ty for confirming. It was actually found on the "discover" tab of my twitter

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

*places chicken on ipad*

lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

suddenly I have a craving for hot wings

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

Not sure the economics work out on this, but sure, sounds good to me.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561538_528917200469207_450200372_n.jpg

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 12 November 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

yeah if we had hundreds of thousands of people defending footballs it would be a little harder to pay them so much

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

guy in the picture DOES NOT HAVE A HELMET

lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

aka he is inhuman garbage

lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

he does have... an antique car

lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

I'm also not sure what the old timey limousine in the background is supposed to represent. Is that the football? I don't really watch sports.

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 12 November 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

civil war reenactors deserve equal pay

marguerite yourarsenal (clouds), Monday, 12 November 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

Model T was a v underrated class of tank iirc

lol that soldier looks like a cross between a gendarme and john muir.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

Don't you lot recognise an old Ford Helmet when you see one?

Mark G, Monday, 12 November 2012 09:14 (eleven years ago) link

One of my girlfriend's m8s posts this kidna shit all the time. Today's treat:

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/521736_10151334758561204_153276253_n.jpg

(Taken from the Daily Inspirational Quotes page on fb)

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Monday, 12 November 2012 10:06 (eleven years ago) link

"...those who have lit..." shurely? Though spelling is the least of the problems with that...

Neil S, Monday, 12 November 2012 10:12 (eleven years ago) link

where is frogman henry thunderpants.jpg when you need it?

Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 10:24 (eleven years ago) link

Someone needs to make a random inspirational messages generator.

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:12 (eleven years ago) link

Great advice for us all.

Dog the Puffin Hunter (ledge), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I thought so.

ENBB, Monday, 12 November 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

LOOK LIKE A LADY
ACT LIKE A BOSS
THINK LIKE A GIRL
WORK LIKE A ARMADILLO

movember spawned a nobster (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:56 (eleven years ago) link

I think we should make ridiculous versions of these things and see how far they fly.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

is work like a boss supposed to imply working hard or hardly working?

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 12:30 (eleven years ago) link

look like a voyeur
act like a redgrave

estela, Monday, 12 November 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link

Good lord, that is awful. "Think like a man, look like a girl". WTF.

THat's a david bowie lyric, right?

Mark G, Monday, 12 November 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

Who the fuck is making these things anyway?

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

Bob Marley, apparently

Mark G, Monday, 12 November 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

think like a man
work like a boss
iron like a lion

Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

A+

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link

Want to write "Dress like a politician, purr like a pussycat" on top of still of George Galloway being gros on CBB.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

look like a buffalo
act like a soldier
think like an iron
work like a lion

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

oh lol i didn't see nickb's

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

think like a man
work like a boss
iron like a lion

― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, November 12, 2012 8:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow, when an entire thread is compressed into 12 words

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

"dumb pics and words"

even more compressed

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

"inspiration"

lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

btw OWS has a fuckload of terrible examples of these on their page, sorry OWS

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/20428_10151110378676249_509325416_n.jpg

Is there something you'd like to tell us, Christian Women's Small Business Association?

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

haha srsly

lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/554258_513137982030518_725213081_n.jpg

That kid is better at math than I am!

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

Stop teaching kids what the pythagorean theorm IS, and start showing them what it COULD BE

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link


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