shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

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The newspaper says court documents don't detail the ingredients, but a deputy found several pieces of lunchmeat on the carpet outside a bedroom and some pieces of bread in the bedroom.

Oh god...

http://csiloveyou.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/copvom.jpg?w=300&h=224

http://brunswickpolice.org/images/CPA_crime1.jpg

Evan, Friday, 9 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

whoa, a nsfw warning would've been nice for that headline.

pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

lol i just clicked it and they change the headline. now i can't remember what it said but it was better. it was like Grover Norquist: Romney a 'poopy head'

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

Interview is here: http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50134975n

About 1:45 in.

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/qdFtl.png

pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

Mitt Romney: Painted As Poop

pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

wc

Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

was waiting for that

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure she came up on the lifecoach guru nuthouse thread

goole, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

I should have known better than to start reading the comments section.

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

???

goole, Sunday, 25 November 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

I know right?

Evan, Monday, 26 November 2012 05:17 (eleven years ago) link

"among other things"

aw :/

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

so i saw this "killer karaoke" thing on fb today and am wondering if that is real or onion-y or what?

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

i guess the u.s. is still in a depression huh

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/11/28/is-praying-for-a-lottery-win-frowned-upon-depends-on-who-you-ask/

abanana, Thursday, 29 November 2012 07:56 (eleven years ago) link

http://gothamist.com/2012/12/05/red_cross_drops_off_trashbag_of_ham.php

Red Cross Delivers Trashbag Of Broken Hamburgers To Sandy Victims

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

haha jeez

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

my heart wants to believe that those came from the mitt romney non-campaign event

i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

maybe it's some kind-of "art prank" like what this guy did: 'Hamburglar' Artist Throws Gnawed Cheeseburgers at People From Bike

Spectrum, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

Sean Penn blasts fellow actors for putting money before art
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/dec/14/sean-penn-blasts-fellow-actors

wolves lacan, Friday, 14 December 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

whoops, first one should have been

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/18/quebec-theft-maple-syrup-court.html8M Quebec maple syrup heist leads to arrests

silverfish, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

$18M Quebec maple syrup heist leads to arrests

silverfish, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693

A security check on a US company has reportedly revealed one of its staff was outsourcing his work to China.

The software developer, in his 40s, is thought to have spent his workdays surfing the web, watching cat videos on YouTube and browsing Reddit and eBay.

Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2013 10:59 (eleven years ago) link

Well done that man!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:05 (eleven years ago) link

there was (still is) a blog called 'four hour work week' where he pretty much advocates doing this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_4-Hour_Workweek

koogs, Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

xp some discussion of that stupid graphic in batshit rightwing cartoons: 2012 and imaginary romney presidency years edition

Neil S, Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:20 (eleven years ago) link

well that's certainly taking the thread title literally.

s.clover, Friday, 18 January 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

ha

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

headline ambiguity funnies

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/01/20/us-fake-sept-11-coins-settlement.html

abanana, Sunday, 20 January 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

9/11 coins was a hoax

zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 20 January 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

Manti has an Adidas football cleat box filled with them

Rihanna Tootysalsafroyo (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 January 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Snow Plow Driver Brags About Burying Cars In YouTube Video

elan, Sunday, 24 February 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

Cannibal Cop Seemed Like Regular Cop At Work

arby's, Sunday, 3 March 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

104-Year-Old Woman Forced to Lie about Her Age on Facebook

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

Austrian cardinal's mother hopes he doesn't become pope

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 09:38 (eleven years ago) link

"Nick Cave To Unleash 30 Multi Coloured Horses At New York’s Grand Central Terminal"

http://www.yatzer.com/HEARD-NY-by-Nick-Cave

(which looks great and is only funny because of the name (it's not THAT nick cave))

koogs, Friday, 15 March 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link


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