why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Bob Marley, apparently

Mark G, Monday, 12 November 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

think like a man
work like a boss
iron like a lion

Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

A+

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link

Want to write "Dress like a politician, purr like a pussycat" on top of still of George Galloway being gros on CBB.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

look like a buffalo
act like a soldier
think like an iron
work like a lion

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

oh lol i didn't see nickb's

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

think like a man
work like a boss
iron like a lion

― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, November 12, 2012 8:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow, when an entire thread is compressed into 12 words

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

"dumb pics and words"

even more compressed

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

"inspiration"

lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

btw OWS has a fuckload of terrible examples of these on their page, sorry OWS

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/20428_10151110378676249_509325416_n.jpg

Is there something you'd like to tell us, Christian Women's Small Business Association?

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

haha srsly

lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/554258_513137982030518_725213081_n.jpg

That kid is better at math than I am!

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

Stop teaching kids what the pythagorean theorm IS, and start showing them what it COULD BE

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

let's try teaching killbots HOW to kill instead of WHAT to kill

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 12 November 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

LEAVE the gun

TAKE the cannolli

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

George Takei of all people sums up this thread:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/60763_553686521327472_121638124_n.jpg

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 12 November 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

that's a little "what happened, i am confused" imo

goole, Monday, 12 November 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

i want to kneecap the motherfucker who showed takei how to use facebook

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 12 November 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

There ain't no flies on me.
There ain't no flies on me.
There may be flies on some of you guys,
But there ain't no flies on me.

Aimless, Monday, 12 November 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

(50-ish-y/o friend's father) likes Teen Swag : )'s photo.

GAY HIPSTER BATMAN ON HIS WAY TO A CIRCUIT PARTY (donna rouge), Monday, 12 November 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

Oh no, did they take all their music with them?

Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

I thought the people in the third row were meant to be part of the "heaven" crowd until I realized I couldn't recognize any of them except Bieber.

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 09:59 (eleven years ago) link

Let's see: Bieber, Gaga, Minaj, Black, Jepsen...

Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 10:08 (eleven years ago) link

you know who I hate? Young people, that's who.

Neil S, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 10:29 (eleven years ago) link

Minaj, Black, Jepsen

no idea who any of these people are

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

Missed chance for a legit use of Bob Marley.

Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link

bob marley made that graphic tho, wd be a bit like...come see heaven, I'll be playing with Freddie mercury and judy garland in an all-angel rendition of smoklahoma, hope to see u there, u can see how that wd be a bit LOOK AT ME yknow

Lamborghini mercy, yo sledge she's so percy (m bison), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

Michael Jackson wd be in the "Hell" section if he was still alive, i dig how death makes rockist scum more catholic

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

I was thinking the same, but with regard Amy Winehouse..

Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

was half surprised whitney wasn't in 'heaven'

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

and freddy mercury, guessing he'd be in 'hell' too

well, in more than one way depending on your viewpoint

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

Legitimate lol at this one, but it's of a different nature (see what I did there?) than most of the others.

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9541/23001610151296025370535.jpg

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

do you think those guys know birds descended from dinosaurs, cause you cd make a real case that eating Chick-fil-A makes you gay

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

love how those gay t-rexes are totally gettin' it on

Neil S, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

Today's Serial Killer Homosexuals

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

dinosaurs believe(d) in Satan?

Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

dinosaurs were serial killers?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

tricerial killers

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

more like tyranno-sore-arse amirite

Albert Crampus (NickB), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

BTK - Brontosaurus Triceratops Kittysaurus

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy???

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

let's just say yes and see where that takes us

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

the herbivores were also gay and satanic but somewhat less violent

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

really regretting that moment between 2nd and 3rd grade when the answer to "what do you want to do when you grow up?" changed from "paleontologist" to "cartoonist."

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

also trying really hard to resist the urge to spend the rest of the day carefully photoshopping a picture of denver the last dinosaur onto a butt magazine cover.

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link


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