worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

this is the space for us to stare into the frosted-tipped abyss

There is a stand-alone restaurant in Baltimore called the Olive Grove, which originally opened as a near perfect copy of the Olive Garden down to the free breadsticks; however, everything on the menu is actually quite good and the seafood is fantastic.

The Frost-Tipped Abyss is a new vodka and bourbon drink at Guy's restaurant

The Frost-Tipped Abyss is Guy Fieri's nickname for his penis

the little cartoon on the frost-tipped abyss logo is guy smiling in corpsepaint

One of its ingredients is Aqua Net. xxp

It is called a vodka and bourbon drink on the menu but contains neither, is in fact made with Liebfraumilch and gin.

what do you guys think guy yells out at the moment of orgasm?

"PEPPER JACK"

"THANK YOU, MY DARK LORD CTHULU"

"I'M SO ALONE"

"DONKEY SAUCE!"

BADASS

"DONKEY SAUUUUUUUUUUCE"

dammit!

i have a feeling guy's the kind of person who likes to give unsuspecting sex partners the shocker

"THAT IS A BIG PIZZA"

that is the most high school of "I have a great sex idea" moves, so yes

also does he leave his arm bands on or off

these are the things i think about

in my stygian pit of loneliness

He puts the left one around his dick

does he leave his sunglasses on behind his head?

i'm pretty sure that when guy fieri orgasms he sounds like he's having a heart attack -- i'm sure one day that's how he'll die

still dying at the concept of a google alert set to 'pepper jack'

i'm pissed that after all this time, no food critic has gone to tex wasabi's to eat these sushi rolls

are you man enough jordan

when Guy Fieri orgasms and you feel his breath on your neck it smells like bologna and mayonnaise

i can't believe we crossed the guy fieri sex talk line and djp is off like doing work or something

jordan u need to do it, you know u can

if i ever find myself in santa rosa or the sacramento-area, i pledge to go to tex wasabi's and eat gringo sushi

start a kickstarter; i'll chip in

my offer to eat at any guy fieri restaurant stands, so yeah, jordan, whenever yr ready, holler

jesus i'm hungry now

seriously you guys could turn it into some kind of hunter s. thompson type deal

"tex wasabi's is decadent and depraved"

when Guy Fieri orgasmsis within 20 feet of you and you feel his breath on your neck it smells like bologna and mayonnaise

i am pretty sure if i drove cross country to eat at tex wasabi's there's no way it wouldn't turn into a bargain basement version of fear and loathing

"THAT IS A BIG PIZZA"

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:38 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

fear and trolling

I bet after Guy cums the whole room smells like hot ham

THERE WE GO

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the wasabi began to take hold."

goddamn it dan i was about to run to the store

(sorry guys, production crisis pulled me away)

too bad suggest ban option gone

suggest ham

strongo clicked "suggest dan" option instead

if i join in on the fieri safari, do i have to actually eat the food or can i spend the whole time confusing and terrifying the bartender with drink orders

because hey if there was ever a restaurant where i think someone else would put anchovy paste in a beer, this is the spot