worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

a good example of how the name of an image link can make all the difference

l-r guy fieri's boyfriend, guy fieri, dishwasher

again, i'm not clicking on that unless guy is going full ham on something

i.e. a ham

that is actually worksafe fyi

i didn't know guy played the chapman stick

http://dubouchet.tumblr.com/post/27469814083/diners-drive-ins-and-muff-dives

no pictures so all you norms with real jobs can fully enjoy

“Well olive to eat salads! Hahahaha!” shouted Guy. The sunglasses on the back of his head stared off, uncaring.

i think i love this man

after nine months incubating in bbq sauce, tiny guy fieri pops out of vagina, complete with goatee and frosted tips

http://ny.eater.com/archives/2012/11/the_worst_lines_of_pete_wellss_guy_fieri_review_with_cats.php

omg strongo

omg jjjusten

the teddy ruxpin i want your sex story is my favorite story

I am tempted to post that on Facebook, but I have professional contacts there, although one of them just had his wife threaten to shove wasabi "up [his] japs eye" on one of his wall posts so maybe it wouldn't matter

especially the image of baby strongo chasing beverly [REDACTED] around calling her "toots"

TS:

Ten seconds later, if Guy’s penis was his knees, and Megan’s pussy was water, Guy was knee-deep in water.

vs

Megan’s moaning got louder and louder, and suddenly KER-SPLOOSH she squirted so hard that, like a water-powered jet pack, it shot the two of them through the roof of the diner and straight out into space where they both died of asphyxiation.

regardless of how racist some of my coworkers are, posting that would be a poor career decision y/n

go for it!

(dont really go for it)

also that last line got "Lullaby" stuck in my head

me too!

I was too ashamed to admit it

tempted to make "and suddenly KER-SPLOOSH" my new DN

Ten seconds later, if Guy’s penis was his knees, and Megan’s pussy was water, Guy was knee-deep in water.

this is just

all time

also, DJP, NO

hey at least they both die at the end

guys should i message beverly [REDACTED] on facebook, y/n?

yes

I just added the girl who prank called me in 6th grade on fb, today is a blessed day imo

DJP, yes, a thousand times yes

she moved away when she was about 12 and then a year later called me and had gotten all scary and grownup and into like anthrax and slayer

also dan if you dont i will

on your wall

stop me before i kill again

well no one told me not to, so

and there it is

KER-SPLOOSH there it is

awesome, ask her if she wants to go to Guy's American whatever it's called

HAHAHAHA YOU DICK HAHAHAHAHAHA

that's what I get for working

ask her if she wants to play teddy ruxpin

tell her a man's got his patience, and here's where yours ends

haha no i didnt't msg beverly [REDACTED] i posted guy-fucking to djp's facebook

omg

and then I deleted it and called strongo a bastard on his facebook

what must the community think

I was all "doo-dih-doo, I wonder what awesome track strongo posted on my wall, maybe he threw 'Unity In Dub' up there OMG NO NO NO BOXCAR"

this has been quite a day!

plz let us know if you msg the lovely ms. redacted

well as for beverly [REDACTED], sorry, toots. you had your chance. i'm taken now.

In honor of Guy, I'm going to pour mayonnaise on tonight's salad and put the whole thing in a deep fryer.

I think even those brief excerpts of fic have ruined me psychologically.