this is the thread where you copy and paste whatever other posts on ilx made you laugh out loud

-- Tom () (), February 27th, 2003 5:52 PM.

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The Owl had hollow bones, which were presumably counterbalanced by his being a fat tub of lard.
-- Al_Ewing (al_work_har...), February 21st, 2003 8:49 PM. (later) (admin) (62.60.50.220)

what are your best practical longevity tips?

-- Sébastien Chikara (p_chikar...), February 27th, 2003 11:04 AM.

-- Chris Piuma (chri...), February 27th, 2003. (later) (link)

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Droit de seigneur

-- Tom (ebro...), February 27th, 2003. (later) (link)

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...) (webmail), February 27th, 2003 1:24 PM. (later)

(this was Mike Hanley, I forgot to copy the rest of it)

-- mark s (mar...) (webmail), February 27th, 2003 4:12 AM. (later)

-- dave q (scrape10...), August 30, 2001

Especially nutty considering the timing.

(It occurs to me that this would be a better story if it ended in a shitting frenzy.)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 1st, 2003.
NO IT WOULD NOT BE.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 1st, 2003.
I was wondering where the soap would enter that story. Probably after the shitting frenzy.

-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), March 1st, 2003.

Linkin Park fans will grow up; DMB fans will always be huge asshats.

-- Jon Williams (x...), February 28th, 2003. (later)

-- Horace Mann (handsomishbo...), February 28th, 2003. (later) (link)

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An Andy Garcia MOVIE that is.

-- Horace Mann (handsomishbo...), February 28th, 2003. (later) (link)

-- gareth

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), June 11th, 2002.

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mark you'd be amazed, I often just don't bother and wait the extra 20 minutes or so.
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), February 28th, 2003.

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that's commitment
-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), February 28th, 2003.

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Yes when I see the smile on my little face, it's all worth it.
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), February 28th, 2003.

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You carry a mirror around with you?
-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), February 28th, 2003.

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), March 3rd, 2003 10:44 PM. (later)

If there was, the art colleges would rejoice so hard...
-- Dom Passantino (killallgoth...), March 3rd, 2003.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 24th, 2002 3:31 AM.

-- Nicole (nicolew1...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (link)

-- mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchnet7...), March 3rd, 2003 1:55 PM.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (Dan Perry)
No biscuit!

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (Ned)
no gravy?

-- RJG (r_gillander...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (RJG)
I HATE gravy!

Please pass the strawberry jam. Thanks.

-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (coco)
"Wouldya please pass the JELLY?"

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (Ned)
I don't think yer ready for this jelly!

-- Sarah McLUsky (x77tigersxu...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (coco)
Sarahlicious.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (Ned)

-- Josh (kortbei...) (webmail), May 8th, 2002

Kitaro and Yanni don't come to Williamsburg very often.
-- chuck (cedd...), March 4th, 2003.

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this isn't Rate My Poo y'know
-- electric sound of jim (electricsou...)

-- Lynskey (pau...), March 5th, 2003.

i once confused the Mack Daddy with the Daddy Mack, boy was my face red...
-- stevem (bluesk...)

pheromones have usurped punctuation usage for the time being

-- mark p (m*****...) (webmail), March 5th, 2003 10:01 AM. (later)

pheromones have usurped punctuation usage for the time being

What, you expect someone to put proper usage of commas before their overwhelming need for wang/vaj?

-- nickalicious (nza2342...) (webmail), March 5th, 2003 10:17 AM. (later)

Wangvaj sounds like a proper name, god help me.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), March 5th, 2003 10:19 AM. (later)

"I'm Wangvaj Raggett and this is my sister Ballcunny. We hate our father."

-- Geir Hongro (geirhong@.), March 5th, 2003 11:01 PM

It's like caffienated chickens in a lobster pot.
-- Michael Stuchbery (mikeybidnes...) (webmail), March 5th, 2003 7:38 PM. (later)

[snip]

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), March 6th, 2003.

(the chortlesomeness of this sentence is rather offset by Marcello's later comments, but that line did make me snigger. read the full post here: This Is The Thread Where You KEEP ON SHOUTING FOR THE MODERATOR! DV)

Thanks Tom!

-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), March 7th, 2003. (later) (link)

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Even I though that was creepy Martin.

-- Graham (dtc...), March 7th, 2003. (later) (link)

A restraining order.
-- Graham (dtc...), March 7th, 2003 12:01 AM.