why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

of course he does, keanu reeves made more money off gifs than all the matrix movies combined

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/408989_10151125308071342_677570378_n.jpg

"Oh, so you decided to reverse my photo?"

"tell me more about your pirated copy of photoshop"

warning: takei got a tumblr

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=500991803267604&set=a.244903342209786.71434.212514318782022&type=1&theater

OMG Einstine wai we no listen2u?

Woops, formatting erroor.

https://www.facebook.com/TheIDEAlistRevolution

holy fuck this page

i get ~2-4 of those per week : /

pretty good red flag whenever anyone who is not a physicist uses the word 'masses'

http://i.imgur.com/WPSWn.jpg

^^ all those will generally keep a well functioning body functioning well. Beyond that, they usually do no harm. But all these are widely available during cholera epidemics and don't really perform up to a high standard in such situations.

and they can't write you a prescription for cialis

doctor 6: DIE

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72084_488771544489630_2139508110_n.jpg

er...

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72084_488771544489630_2139508110_n.jpg

our society...

that was a hilarious folktale long before it was a terrible comic with the phrase "utilize the mule" in it

mule usings

really annoying that they missed obvious punchline scenario where they're carrying the mule on their backs

think that may be the punchline in the folktale

http://www.deborahkbates.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/facebook_-1252685022.jpg

If Ancient Ayurvedic proverbs are wrong, this child is probably already dead.

^^ Mary Baker Eddy eat your heart out!

mule /= donkey

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Sufism/Nasrudin#People.27s_talk

It's all pictures of dead babies v. pictures of Nazis on my feed in the last 24 hours.

nasrudin is dope, why can't all these people trade nasrudin stories instead

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/295862_565413170152568_901805568_n.jpg

Courtesy of our very own Drugs A. Money! (He didn't seem to agree with it, by the way)

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/480696_445969382128718_1657520889_n.jpg

"Because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus? -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa. (Repost if You Believe in Jesus !) P.S He Knows You Looked <3 - deny me in front of your friends and I will deny you in front of my Father"
-- Mark 25:13

– Bob Marley

Because Santa comes once a year, whereas we've been waiting for blummin ages for the second coming.

A'right?

(xpost)

Matthew 10:32-33 iirc, it's known as "the denial of Santa"

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/8082/55009755297371471729012.jpg

GENIUS has six letters
     but so does STUPID

DICK has four letters
but so does BUTT

Q: Are we not MEN?
A: DEVO has four letters

SANTA has five letters
But JESUS hasn't seen the mailman for years

LOL @ jealous Jesus what psychopath writes these?

Jesus: I'm Sad.

Does Jesus text with the Easter Bunny too?

Thinking of starting a meta-meme where we replace "-Bob Marley" with "-Shabba Ranks"

SHABA

"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."

- Shabba Ranks

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant r
eturned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

LIKE
If you are against racism,

BOOM.

barf

"A pair of sunglasses then descended from an overhead compartment onto the head of the flight attendant, who remarked to the woman, 'Deal with it.'"

the woman was like thanks i got what i wanted