pretty good red flag whenever anyone who is not a physicist uses the word 'masses'
― j., Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WPSWn.jpg
― Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
^^ all those will generally keep a well functioning body functioning well. Beyond that, they usually do no harm. But all these are widely available during cholera epidemics and don't really perform up to a high standard in such situations.
― Aimless, Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
and they can't write you a prescription for cialis
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
doctor 6: DIE
― zvookster, Monday, 19 November 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72084_488771544489630_2139508110_n.jpg
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
er...
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
our society...
that was a hilarious folktale long before it was a terrible comic with the phrase "utilize the mule" in it
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
mule usings
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:24 (eleven years ago) link
really annoying that they missed obvious punchline scenario where they're carrying the mule on their backs
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 November 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
think that may be the punchline in the folktale
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Monday, 19 November 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.deborahkbates.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/facebook_-1252685022.jpg
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Monday, 19 November 2012 05:50 (eleven years ago) link
If Ancient Ayurvedic proverbs are wrong, this child is probably already dead.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 November 2012 05:52 (eleven years ago) link
^^ Mary Baker Eddy eat your heart out!
― Aimless, Monday, 19 November 2012 05:53 (eleven years ago) link
mule /= donkey
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 November 2012 06:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Sufism/Nasrudin#People.27s_talk
― s.clover, Monday, 19 November 2012 06:42 (eleven years ago) link
It's all pictures of dead babies v. pictures of Nazis on my feed in the last 24 hours.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 19 November 2012 06:46 (eleven years ago) link
nasrudin is dope, why can't all these people trade nasrudin stories instead
― j., Monday, 19 November 2012 06:49 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/295862_565413170152568_901805568_n.jpg
Courtesy of our very own Drugs A. Money! (He didn't seem to agree with it, by the way)
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 19 November 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/480696_445969382128718_1657520889_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 19 November 2012 09:08 (eleven years ago) link
"Because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus? -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa. (Repost if You Believe in Jesus !) P.S He Knows You Looked <3 - deny me in front of your friends and I will deny you in front of my Father"-- Mark 25:13
― fun facts about human waste (Merdeyeux), Monday, 19 November 2012 09:15 (eleven years ago) link
– Bob Marley
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 19 November 2012 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
Because Santa comes once a year, whereas we've been waiting for blummin ages for the second coming.
A'right?
(xpost)
― Mark G, Monday, 19 November 2012 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
Matthew 10:32-33 iirc, it's known as "the denial of Santa"
― of course you end up shazaming yourself (c sharp major), Monday, 19 November 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/8082/55009755297371471729012.jpg
GENIUS has six letters but so does STUPID
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Monday, 19 November 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
DICK has four lettersbut so does BUTT
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 19 November 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
Q: Are we not MEN?A: DEVO has four letters
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 19 November 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
SANTA has five lettersBut JESUS hasn't seen the mailman for years
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 19 November 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
LOL @ jealous Jesus what psychopath writes these?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 November 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
Jesus: I'm Sad.
― Neil S, Monday, 19 November 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
Does Jesus text with the Easter Bunny too?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 November 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
Thinking of starting a meta-meme where we replace "-Bob Marley" with "-Shabba Ranks"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 November 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
SHABA
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."
― Neil S, Monday, 19 November 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
- Shabba Ranks
― Neil S, Monday, 19 November 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
LIKEIf you are against racism,
― sug ones (omar little), Monday, 19 November 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
BOOM.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 19 November 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
barf
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Monday, 19 November 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
"A pair of sunglasses then descended from an overhead compartment onto the head of the flight attendant, who remarked to the woman, 'Deal with it.'"
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Monday, 19 November 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
the woman was like thanks i got what i wanted
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 19 November 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
^^ haha yes
― mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
racism: it's unpleasant
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
50-something year old white women be racist
― paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
"I cannot sit here next to this black man."
― sug ones (omar little), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder if you could pretend to be racist to get free seat upgrades for your black friends
― mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
the silent nobility of the black man in this story is what moves me the most
― sug ones (omar little), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
a hoos would have thrown her out of the plane
― mookieproof, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1639070_o.gif
― sug ones (omar little), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=h60r2HPsiuM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
― Mozzarella i Fieri (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link