why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlRnAa1NtBc

the professor smiled

the jar is full of bees

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/405030_294203740691388_421290071_n.jpg

caption: "ironic".

man that shit looks cool

Damn, I was coming here to post the philosophy professor thing.

Wait, is that true, or could the airline get sued for that, and why don't they?

Anyway, the white lady has an attitude. Do those passengers have any sense? The flight should be grounded immediately! No one's accusing her of being a terrorist, but someone causing conflict on an airplane should be booted or the plane should be grounded.

Is this story real?

Speaking of Facebook, I can't take all of the religious propaganda on it. I mean, I don't like opening it every day and seeing your sappy anti-abortion artwork. They're all getting blocked.

Also cf. Jet Blue story, a favorite of mine:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/10/nyregion/10attendant.html

predator drones are so weird looking, it's like they don't have eyes, like animals that evolve in deep dark caves

http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo346/HadrianVIII/marleyfacebook.jpg

Hadrian VIII for presidetn.

lmao

Wait, is that true

no.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcel8mW2J41rce4duo1_500.png

lol dude has his own quote on his wall and is reading a newspaper about himself, what a fucking egomaniac

man nyt really scrutinizing steven slater. it's not a mystery!

LOL @ jealous Jesus what psychopath writes these?

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Today and every day, I find solace in the fact that I am insignificant. 1 of 7 billion, in 1 solar system of billions, in 1 galaxy of billions, in an entirely endless universe of amazing and unimaginable possibilities. I could ruin my life and do nothing, but in the scale of things, nothing really matters. If I mess up, it makes no difference. And in a backwards way, I love it. It means I have nothing to lose. This realization has helped me find the courage to make difficult decisions and take calculated risks. It’s one of the primary reasons my web start-up is going to make over six figures this year.

It means everything you lose has total significance to you, but little to the world if you succeed, imo

facebook means everything to Mark Zuckerberg's life, but at the heat death of the universe, both will mean nothing.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchyeaVITW1r6jc0lo1_1280.png

I don't know, both sides look delicious to me.

that dog has a huge head

Once the utility of a pet has been fully achieved, it frees one to seek other sorts of utility from animals?

There are people I love, but that doesn't stop me from eating delicious human flesh.

trust me you don't want a cow living in your house, its gonna wreck all your shit. better to just kill it and eat it. But the same goes for dogs who can't be potty-trained, etc.

No you don't understand, Dinner is the name of my dog

if you love animals why eat animals called pets, called dinner?

I feel dumber for having looked at that picture

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/3795/nonmultitaskingkt0.jpg

(sorry)

VG otm

you wouldn't download a pet

hahaha omg I had forgotten about that

how can you hug a baby pet with filetmignon arms

if you'd fuck a woman you call girlfriend, why not fuck a woman called mom?

oh jesus

would you eat your dog? if you were hungry enough? if it were a pizza?

would you find your dog a holy beast over time? cows are for some people. think about it.

what if were made your dog into a delicious salami and sliced it real thin

q: what do you call a dog with no legs a: meatloaf

http://sadhillnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/if-ye-love-wealth-better-than-liberty-sam-adams-samuel-philadelphia-1776-sad-hill-news-1.jpg

Like if ye love the animating contest of freedom better than the tranquility of servitude.

I hope I dost see this on the wall of all who dost not wish to crouch down and lick the hands which feed them.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/Duck-Thane/602465_384953141589488_811900189_n.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/auLqx.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/224126_10151329091436718_855813691_n.jpg

okay I laughed at the labyrinth one

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/262041_545937155432080_352236873_n.jpg

couldn't remember if that was on here or not. and i don't know how serious it is.

That is hilarious and I'm actually tempted to share it myself.

guilty lols at this, but

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/65109_4036885765528_638026219_n.jpg

context: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/DC-Facebook-Firestorm-Should-She-Lose-Her-Job-180301321.html

its a great picture. so hard to be punk rock in 2012. kudos.