why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

VG otm

you wouldn't download a pet

hahaha omg I had forgotten about that

how can you hug a baby pet with filetmignon arms

if you'd fuck a woman you call girlfriend, why not fuck a woman called mom?

oh jesus

would you eat your dog? if you were hungry enough? if it were a pizza?

would you find your dog a holy beast over time? cows are for some people. think about it.

what if were made your dog into a delicious salami and sliced it real thin

q: what do you call a dog with no legs a: meatloaf

http://sadhillnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/if-ye-love-wealth-better-than-liberty-sam-adams-samuel-philadelphia-1776-sad-hill-news-1.jpg

Like if ye love the animating contest of freedom better than the tranquility of servitude.

I hope I dost see this on the wall of all who dost not wish to crouch down and lick the hands which feed them.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/Duck-Thane/602465_384953141589488_811900189_n.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/auLqx.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/224126_10151329091436718_855813691_n.jpg

okay I laughed at the labyrinth one

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/262041_545937155432080_352236873_n.jpg

couldn't remember if that was on here or not. and i don't know how serious it is.

That is hilarious and I'm actually tempted to share it myself.

guilty lols at this, but

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/65109_4036885765528_638026219_n.jpg

context: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/DC-Facebook-Firestorm-Should-She-Lose-Her-Job-180301321.html

its a great picture. so hard to be punk rock in 2012. kudos.

tbc: lolling at the gif, not her joke

original photo: not funny, yet ghost marine crying about her pose with blood red angry text, somehow funny. fucked up really.

i'm pretty sure i think the original photo is funny. the pose is really good. the additional stuff is a nice touch though.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/306041_10152299753505151_1007223000_n.jpg

LOL @ "Share this advice to Christians", what language was this originally written in?

i've always wanted to visit my great great grandpappy at arlington. don't know how quiet we'd be if i brought the kids.

http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/swsaxton-100302-mrp.jpg

whoa, was he in the civil war?

yeah that arlington pic just kinda made me smdh but the macro with the blood red lettering is kinda lol.

yeah him and his famous brother were both in the civil war. well, famous if you are a civil war buff. his brother rufus got a killer monument at arlington.

http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/rsaxton1.jpg

http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/rsaxton-100302-mrp.jpg

wanna go see them both. and my great-grandmother buried in philly. she doesn't have a stone though. and she's in an ancient cemetery in philly that's off the beaten track.

i'm pretty sure i think the original photo is funny. the pose is really good. the additional stuff is a nice touch though.

― scott seward, Wednesday, November 21, 2012 12:18 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah its p funny and its just a joke abt a sign, people be over reacting

its kind of perfectly designed outrage. i admire a job well done.

i think we should actually burn her at the stake and THEN fire her, because support our troops amirite

I can't believe they're seriously calling for her job over that photo

once pretended to shit by a "no dumping" sign. environmentalists had me fired.

"And the sign said 'long haired freaky people need not apply...'"

-Bob Marley

and what a shitty sign 'respect' srsly

FEAR AND RESPECT THE DEAD
- thanking u, Arlington Cemetery

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.400.400/p403x403/406895_512086002149957_1301013483_n.jpg

why would you even

Lindsey Whatserface is the REAL American hero, amirite?

between this and spending hours last night looking at iphone cases with psycho shit on them, who are these people and why would you self-identify with this stuff

i don't know who bella is...

is she a singer? i used to be a rock critic, i should know these things.

you're better off not knowing, scott.

there is no way I could be more completely stoked than I am about the "lol" one. fuck yes

Bella = the female lead of the Twilight series. In love with a vampire. In the Twilight series vampires "sparkle" or something, hence the macro maker's assumption that she would be spitting out glittery jizz.

silence, respec'

death knuckles

oh okay got it. i never watched the twilight movies. i enjoy occasional buffy reruns on netflix though.

I've never seen/read Twilight either, just picked it up from pop culture. And Buffy is classic, don't mess with Buffy.

Thinking of starting a hammond lounge project called Glittery Jizz now, tbh. First album "Spittin' Out" will be hailed as seminal.