why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

original photo: not funny, yet ghost marine crying about her pose with blood red angry text, somehow funny. fucked up really.

i'm pretty sure i think the original photo is funny. the pose is really good. the additional stuff is a nice touch though.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/306041_10152299753505151_1007223000_n.jpg

LOL @ "Share this advice to Christians", what language was this originally written in?

i've always wanted to visit my great great grandpappy at arlington. don't know how quiet we'd be if i brought the kids.

http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/swsaxton-100302-mrp.jpg

whoa, was he in the civil war?

yeah that arlington pic just kinda made me smdh but the macro with the blood red lettering is kinda lol.

yeah him and his famous brother were both in the civil war. well, famous if you are a civil war buff. his brother rufus got a killer monument at arlington.

http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/rsaxton1.jpg

http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/rsaxton-100302-mrp.jpg

wanna go see them both. and my great-grandmother buried in philly. she doesn't have a stone though. and she's in an ancient cemetery in philly that's off the beaten track.

i'm pretty sure i think the original photo is funny. the pose is really good. the additional stuff is a nice touch though.

― scott seward, Wednesday, November 21, 2012 12:18 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah its p funny and its just a joke abt a sign, people be over reacting

its kind of perfectly designed outrage. i admire a job well done.

i think we should actually burn her at the stake and THEN fire her, because support our troops amirite

I can't believe they're seriously calling for her job over that photo

once pretended to shit by a "no dumping" sign. environmentalists had me fired.

"And the sign said 'long haired freaky people need not apply...'"

-Bob Marley

and what a shitty sign 'respect' srsly

FEAR AND RESPECT THE DEAD
- thanking u, Arlington Cemetery

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.400.400/p403x403/406895_512086002149957_1301013483_n.jpg

why would you even

Lindsey Whatserface is the REAL American hero, amirite?

between this and spending hours last night looking at iphone cases with psycho shit on them, who are these people and why would you self-identify with this stuff

i don't know who bella is...

is she a singer? i used to be a rock critic, i should know these things.

you're better off not knowing, scott.

there is no way I could be more completely stoked than I am about the "lol" one. fuck yes

Bella = the female lead of the Twilight series. In love with a vampire. In the Twilight series vampires "sparkle" or something, hence the macro maker's assumption that she would be spitting out glittery jizz.

silence, respec'

death knuckles

oh okay got it. i never watched the twilight movies. i enjoy occasional buffy reruns on netflix though.

I've never seen/read Twilight either, just picked it up from pop culture. And Buffy is classic, don't mess with Buffy.

Thinking of starting a hammond lounge project called Glittery Jizz now, tbh. First album "Spittin' Out" will be hailed as seminal.

XD

semenal

sorry.

loool

That was the joke, gr80, yes. *smdh*

Oh boy.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/32377_429648320422672_2024411751_n.jpg

work sucks, moar xbox

hey can i ask a favor from one of you geniuses? can you make me a thing to put on my facebook for the holiday season? kinda would like something that says Happy Thanksgiving and a picture of prince and a picture of a turkey and the quote "The rain will come down, then U will have 2 choose, if U believe look 2 the dawn and U shall never lose."

you know, if you are bored...

I feel like a good folkscolloquialism could come out of all this, like "I saw sasquatch, I did! I ain't just spitting glittery jizz."

Me: Hey, Mitt! Whatcha got there?

Mitt: This is my magic satchel full of jobs. When I am elected I will open it up and fling massive handfuls of jobs all across this blessed land, which will all grow and produce magic beanstalks for us to climb to the stars!

Me: Not interested.

Mitt: (mumbles) Lazy bastard.

my friend lance made a good facebook holiday thing

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1105_10151259254167287_1776549527_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/423125_471524109557946_2085276299_n.jpg

that is pretty perfect.

especially for right-wing craziness, they're usually so tone-deaf.

With Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap in the back

http://i.imgur.com/FATPK.jpg

I feel like a good folkscolloquialism could come out of all this, like "I saw sasquatch, I did! I ain't just spitting glittery jizz."

― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, November 21, 2012 2:40 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you meant to say "forks" and not "folks" right

ok, laughed at that one

xp

Those right-wing conspiracy images always have a really distinct look to them. Is it the same person making them all? Also, is that Derek Smalls in the background?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/486247_10151151687745197_1633247483_n.jpg

someone on my feed is sharing a whole bunch of these things.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46041_10151151376145197_1246271942_n.jpg